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beats_zelos

Voicemail

Feb 14, 2021 23:15

Ah, this is Sheena Fujibayashi. I can't come to this...thing right now, but if you leave a message I'll get back to you! Thanks!

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IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 03:14:31 UTC

Sheena? [There's a note of panic in Lloyd's voice.] Can I ask you a favor?

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 03:17:02 UTC

[...She doesn't like that panic.]

Lloyd? [Weird.] I don't see why not. What's wrong?

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 03:26:21 UTC

Uh, n-nothing. [That's a total lie. Someone's yelling in the background.]

It's just-

[More yelling and now someone's pounding on a door. Lloyd's eyes widen and he cuts off what he'd been about to say in favor of getting straight to the point.]

Could I sleep with you tonight?

IC [Voice] 1/2 beats_zelos March 19 2011, 03:30:38 UTC

Is...everything okay over there?

[Wait--]

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 03:31:25 UTC

Sleep with me?!

[Sorry Lloyd, Sheena took it completely the wrong way.]

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 03:41:58 UTC

It's fine! Everything's fine!

You are so dead, Lloyd!

[Okay, yeah, Lloyd's definitely panicking now.]

Y-yeah, I just need to get away from Zelos for a while, and I like you and we're friends, right? Friends can sleep with each other!

[Someone's really not thinking about his choice of words right now. He's actually thinking more about getting the window in his room to open.]

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 03:48:41 UTC

[it doesn't sound fine, but--she's freaking out now too.]

W-Wait, Lloyd...you're not...you--

[kill her, why don't you?]

W-We can't sleep with each other!

[Why is LLOYD going on about this all of a sudden?]

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 03:52:28 UTC

What? Why not?! [No no no, Sheena, please don't turn him down! He needs someplace safe to stay tonight - no, right now!]

It'd just be one night, I promise! I'll find someone else to sleep with later! Please, Sheena?!

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 04:04:42 UTC

I-It's not decent, that's why!

[Someone please translate this conversation...]

You can't sleep with other people!

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 04:08:14 UTC

[What? That doesn't make any sense! Augh, Sheena! Now's not the time to be confusing him! He's desperate here!]

But we slept with each other all the time back in Sylvarant!

[Success! Window opened! He's jumping out now, which means all the pounding and death threats will quickly fade out.]

What's different about it now?

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 04:13:49 UTC

[Hey, you're the one that's confusing her!]

We've never slept together!

[That she knows of...OH MAN she doesn't want to think about that.]

There's nothing different, because nothing ever happened!

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 04:23:05 UTC

[Oof! Even with his Exsphere, jumping down five stories makes for a bit of a rough impact with the ground. He straightens up and casts a nervous glance back up at the window. How long would it take Zelos to break into his room and realize where he'd gone?]

What about all the inns? Or even when we camped out? That counts, too!

IC [Voice] 1/2 beats_zelos March 19 2011, 04:25:15 UTC

We never slept together, then! Sure, we slept in the same place, but--

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 04:25:55 UTC

--wait.

[Oh boy.]

I don't think we're talking about the same things...

IC [Voice] redcladidealist March 19 2011, 04:29:16 UTC

[He doesn't see Zelos, but he probably shouldn't stick around anyway. Lloyd jumps into the boughs of a nearby tree, the best cover he can manage until he knows where he's going to go.]

[Then he frowns in confusion.] We're not? What were you talking about?

IC [Voice] beats_zelos March 19 2011, 04:30:46 UTC

[Cue embarrassed laughter.]

Um...nevermind that. If you weren't talking about that, then there's no reason to be talking about it, right?

[More nervous laughter.]

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