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Apr 10, 2010 20:34

You've reached the magnificent Golden Witch Beatrice~ Leave you're pathetic requests and I'll think about getting back to them kihehe~

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[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 01:55:10 UTC

I've changed my mind. I want to play a game.

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 01:56:54 UTC

Oh, you do? You do?

[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 01:58:57 UTC

Yes.

The one with chess pieces - that bleed!

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 02:00:05 UTC

I'd be more than delighted to play with you, Grell. You see, my young man broke his promise again and I'm rather restless.

[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 02:07:22 UTC

Young men - they're all the same, aren't they? I HATE them!

[ His voice is a nasal, high-pitched whine ]

And I hate what THEY love, too - paperwork...cats... ordinary girls!

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 02:12:30 UTC

They are, they are...a despicable group of individuals.

There's nothing appealing about ordinary. It's unfair, so very unfair!

[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 02:20:05 UTC

Ugh!

Smiling, happy, ordinary couples walking about hand-in-hand. Enough to make you sick!

And all the Valentine's Day adverts everywhere! It's still only January, but the shops are FULL of those horrible, frothy things!

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 02:28:22 UTC

It's enough to make one livid really...why do they deserve to be happy? Why do they get to be accepted?!

[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 02:33:29 UTC

Someone...

Someone ought to judge them.

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 02:37:06 UTC

Or turn them into pawns.

Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 02:39:41 UTC

Eh?

I was just going to chainsaw every couple I meet. And then HIM!

You've got a better idea?

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 02:45:36 UTC

Of course, of course~! Reckless violence can be fun, I'll admit, but if there's no order to it it becomes rather stale quite quickly.

People here on this island have become too content, don't you think?

It'd be fun to capture their happiness only to shove it in the face of others, toy with them and see how they grasp around in the dirt for answers while their logic escapes them - have them try to win a game they aren't even aware they accepted to play~

[ Video ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 02:56:22 UTC

"Capture their happiness"? Like a photograph? Don't see how that turns them into pawns--

[ And then - remembers ]

Hang on. I... I have an idea.

[ Video ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 03:03:20 UTC

Oh you do? You do? Do tell~

[ Video/Private ] deathknellgrell January 20 2011, 03:13:10 UTC

I've got a camera. Happy couples like to have pictures taken! I could set up a studio...

[ And there his inspiration fails ].

...but I'd need money for that. And no one would come to me to have their pictures taken. People find me... intimidating.

[ Video/Private ] beatrolliche January 20 2011, 03:15:38 UTC

Money? Is that all? You forget who you're talking to! I'm not called the Golden Witch for nothing, you know~

If they find 'you' intimidating we can always play pretend. They don't have to know you're 'you' of course.

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