Lord Help Us, it's RtA Fanfic!

[beatrice_rta]

Trapped TogetherIt was perfect sunny day. Leaving behind husband and child, Mary Sue had been magically transported through shadow itself, and realizing only after she arrived that she'd forgotten her shoes. The Prince of the Hunt who welcomed her helped her out of a thicket of brambles, but not before it had taken half her skirt with it. It was

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[lucius_r2a]

Hold on, now, where do I fit into all of this?

Wait. Scratch that.

I don't think I want to know.

[quina_rta]

I'm just glad she specified PG-13, since I can shift into a horse...

[niklas_rta]

Whoa...

[quina_rta]

Pull my reins when you say that, Nik.

[niklas_rta]

Lemme try... Gidde-up!

[fiamme_rta]

You are right, I completely forgot to add you into my paragraph. You could cast yourself onto the Prince of the Hunt's manly bosom too, I suppose, but I think it would cause Talk.

You could be the one standing in the corner going, "Guys. The exit is here. Over here. There's a door marked 'way out'. Guys? Am I talking to myself? Hello, hello, is this thing on?"