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THANKS FOR SURPRISING ME AT 3 AM WHEN I WAS TRYING TO GET HOME AND GRABBING ME LIKE A ZOMBIE AND SCREAMING IN MY EAR "HELPP MEEE" WITH VOMIT FLECKED ALL OVER YOUR MOUTH. AND THANK YOU FOR PUKING ALL OVER THE SIDE OF TIMS VAN. AND THANKS FOR LETTING US KNOW THAT YOU LIVED AT 11TH AND STARK AND NEEDED TO GET HOME. SO WE LOADED YOU IN AND STARTED DRIVING YOU HOME. IM SORRY YOU WERE FROM ALASKA AND DIDNT KNOW WHERE YOU WERE. BUT THANKS FOR PASSING OUT COMPLETELY RIGHT AFTER YOU SAID THAT. AND THANKS FOR NOT WAKING UP AT ALL WHEN WE GOT TO 11TH AND STARK. WE CALLED THE NUMBER YOU HAD SCRAWLED ON THE BACK OF YOUR HAND, BUT I HAVE TO THANK WHOEVERS THAT WAS FOR NOT PICKING UP. I WOULD HAVE LOOKED IN YOUR WALLET, BUT YOUR ASS WAS BIG AND SCARY AND YOU HAD VOMIT ALL OVER YOU, PLUS IN THE OFF CHANCE SOMEONE DROVE BY AND SAW ME TAKING A WALLET OUT OF YOUR PASSED OUT ASS, IT MIGHT HAVE APPEARED SKETCHY. ALSO, THERE WERE NO HOUSES OR APARTMENTS AT 11TH AND STARK. THERE WAS A PARK AND A HEROIN REHAB CENTER BEHIND IT. THE PARK THAT NO CHILDREN PLAY AT. ANYWAYS, THANKS FOR LETTING ME SPEND THE QUARTERS I WAS SAVING TO DO LAUNDRY WITH ON CALLING THAT STUPID NUMBER. WE ENDED UP DRIVING TO THE PLAID PANTRY STORE TO USE THEIR PHONE (AFTER KNOCKING ON BRIGHIDS WINDOW TO USE HERS) AND THE PLAID GIRL SUGGESTED WE CALL THE MEDICS. SO THE GIRL CALLED, AND A COUPLE OF NICE OFFICERS SHOWED UP AND SOME NICE PARAMEDICS. AND THEY PUT SOME SMELLING SALTS UNDER YOUR NOSE. THEN YOU WOKE UP ALL OF THE SUDDEN AND PUNCHED THE COP IN THE HEAD. HAHAHA THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT. THEN THEY TRIED TO HELP YOU CLEAN ALL THE VOMIT OFF YOUR FACE AND YOU STARTED PUNCHING THEM AGAIN. THEN THEY GOT YOU OUT OF THE VAN AND YOU KICKED A PARAMEDIC. THANK YOU FOR FALLING OVER AFTER THAT, AND GETTING CUFFED AND TOSSED IN THE BACK OF THE COP CAR KICKING AND SCREAMING. I HOPE THE DRUNK TANK MAKES FOR BETTER SLEEP THAN TIMS VAN.