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Gah! Thank god. I thought it would never happen.
I've been waiting since I first started dating online for someone to offer me money for sex. Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't want to do it, but, well, I mean, my friend Mark, his first week on an online dating site, someone offered him five hundred dollars if he'd just let the guy suck him off. And until tonight, that sort of an offer had never been extended to me. And I happen to think that I'm more attractive than Mark is. I would pay to have sex with me. Of course, me would probably also pay to have sex with I, so it would all work out.
Every day that it didn't happen was like a slap in the face. And it was made even worse when I realized that some people had apparently been offered cash so often that they felt the need to include "I do not play for pay" in their profile.
But tonight I can sleep at ease. Someone on Manhunt just offered me a hundred bucks for a night of sex. I mean, yeah, it's not five hundred just to let me suck him off (let's face it, it's not even what the average person gets on Craigslist), but it's something at least. I'm worth a cool hundred. Phew.
I've been waiting since I first started dating online for someone to offer me money for sex. Don't get me wrong. I wouldn't want to do it, but, well, I mean, my friend Mark, his first week on an online dating site, someone offered him five hundred dollars if he'd just let the guy suck him off. And until tonight, that sort of an offer had never been extended to me. And I happen to think that I'm more attractive than Mark is. I would pay to have sex with me. Of course, me would probably also pay to have sex with I, so it would all work out.
Every day that it didn't happen was like a slap in the face. And it was made even worse when I realized that some people had apparently been offered cash so often that they felt the need to include "I do not play for pay" in their profile.
But tonight I can sleep at ease. Someone on Manhunt just offered me a hundred bucks for a night of sex. I mean, yeah, it's not five hundred just to let me suck him off (let's face it, it's not even what the average person gets on Craigslist), but it's something at least. I'm worth a cool hundred. Phew.