Steeler's Wheel Will Never Get Credit for Their Work.
- Maybe one of the reasons rock is in decline (given the chance that it may not be dead yet, seeing as nobody knows, but then again, it probably is), is the fact that we have been fortunate enough to have two people, now dead, where one was worshiped by the other. And it's not fair for me to say that, given that there's been plenty of generations of rock idols. But two, congruent in their status and ideals, where one was worshiped and both were killed.
Kurt Cobain wrote:
"John lennon has been my Idol all of my life but he's deAd wrong about revolution. Sit on your ass and be beaten! Bullshit! Arm yourself, find a representative of Gluttony or oppression and blow the motherfuckers head off."
- Kurt, of course, was never serious about anything he did. Even in his most personal writing, he's lying to himself. How do I know? I don't. Yet that is what makes me qualified to say such a thing. In all seriousness, it's the fact that he admits to being nothing but contradictions, this being dated prior to his addiction to heroine. Not to mention how fucking repetitive he is.
- There's more water in the basement.
- Ever notice when somebody says "Hey, let's make this a tradition!" it never happens again?
The following is a list of stuff people need to stop doing:
- Listening to any music by, or from artists similar to, Ani DiFranco. Chances are, you're boring.
- Wearing this hat:
- That is all.
- I love you with all my heart.
[Homer, reluctantly, goes to retrieve his car illegally parked at 1 World Trade Plaza in New York City. Homer calls the Police Officer's hotline concerning his tickets.]
Automated Pleasant Voice: "Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea `not guilty,' press `one' now."
[Homer dials `one']
"Thank you. Your plea has been..."
Male rough voice: "Rejected."
Automated voice: "You will be assessed the full fine plus a small..."
Male rough voice: "Large lateness fee."
Automated Voice: "Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve..."
Male rough voice: "Grabowski."
{It's funny because it's true.}
Kurt Cobain wrote:
"John lennon has been my Idol all of my life but he's deAd wrong about revolution. Sit on your ass and be beaten! Bullshit! Arm yourself, find a representative of Gluttony or oppression and blow the motherfuckers head off."
- Kurt, of course, was never serious about anything he did. Even in his most personal writing, he's lying to himself. How do I know? I don't. Yet that is what makes me qualified to say such a thing. In all seriousness, it's the fact that he admits to being nothing but contradictions, this being dated prior to his addiction to heroine. Not to mention how fucking repetitive he is.
- There's more water in the basement.
- Ever notice when somebody says "Hey, let's make this a tradition!" it never happens again?
The following is a list of stuff people need to stop doing:
- Listening to any music by, or from artists similar to, Ani DiFranco. Chances are, you're boring.
- Wearing this hat:
- That is all.
- I love you with all my heart.
[Homer, reluctantly, goes to retrieve his car illegally parked at 1 World Trade Plaza in New York City. Homer calls the Police Officer's hotline concerning his tickets.]
Automated Pleasant Voice: "Thank you for calling the parking violations bureau. To plea `not guilty,' press `one' now."
[Homer dials `one']
"Thank you. Your plea has been..."
Male rough voice: "Rejected."
Automated voice: "You will be assessed the full fine plus a small..."
Male rough voice: "Large lateness fee."
Automated Voice: "Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve..."
Male rough voice: "Grabowski."
{It's funny because it's true.}