May 23, 2006 01:19
1) I hate scenesters. Nobody should ever have a comb-over with full hair, and with one side especially long and greasy.
2) "Hollow Man 2" is totally worth it.
3) Lacking money, I spent my last dollar on a lotto ticket. I won five dollars.
4) I forgot the original intention behind this entire entry.
Now I remember:
John Cusack Says: "I am Overrated, and Beloved by Assholes with No Idea of Real Love or Rock Music!"
- Oh, but I love you. You and only you.
[Lisa and Bart ruminate on Homer and Marge helping another couple with their marriage].
Lisa: "I mean, if you listen closely, you can hear them arguing right now."
Homer: [Screaming from afar] "And I say, a monkey COULD mow our lawn!"