Orange Collision
Title: Orange Collision
Pairings: John/Paul, George/Ringo Equal time for both pairings
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: sexual situations, drug and alcohol use, language, distressing situations
Summary: En route to Los Angeles, a storm diverts the Beatles to an uncharted island in the middle of the Pacific. Finding themselves among the few survivors, ( Read more... )
Good times. >:D
“Jesus,” John ground out when Paul roughly connected their hips. They met for another kiss, sloppy and ever-so-slightly forced, since it was obvious that Paul was barely able to concentrate on anything other than humping John into a tree.
Oh man, I first read that as "Paul was barely able to concentrate on anything other than humping John like a tree." I DON'T KNOW WHICH I PREFER.
PAUL MCKINKY.
“Yeah but I like it when you’re against a tree,” Paul said, proving his point by leaving a kiss on his neck.
YEAH, PAUL ON TOP!
HAHAHAHAHA THE WHOLE SEX DEN BIT. OH MAN, I'M LOOKING LIKE AN IDIOT, GRINNING AT THE COMPUTER SCREEN. DON'T SECTION ME PLZ.
He stared at him until Paul eventually broke under his gaze. He sighed, looked away and scratched the side of his nose, “Alright…well. I dunno what’s wrong with having clean teeth.”
ON AN ISLAND, FOR PAUL, IT'S CLEARLY MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE CLEAN TEETH THAN SURVIVING ON A DAY TO DAY BASIS.
Paul stuck his head up, “We’re actually looking for toothpaste,” he addressed Tosser before looking at John and snatching the panties out of his hands, “Give me those.”
He smirked when he saw Paul surreptitiously stick the underwear in his pocket. Oh the little…
PAUL PUTS THEM ON WHEN HE THINKS NO ONE IS LOOKING. JOHN FINDS IT HOT. <-- THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS, RIGHT?
As he envisioned shoving Paul into the ground and sticking the underwear down his throat
DO IT, JOHN.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOL THE SHIRT. OMG. YES.
He looked hysterical-in addition to his shorts he had found a headband in the luggage, so it was currently fastened on his head in a way that made his hair stick up in all sorts of odd directions.
GODDAMN THAT'S CUTE. FML.
Not only that, but his shirt was knotted in the middle, allowing his stomach to ‘breathe’, as he had put it.
WHAT THE FLYING FUCK, PAUL??
He had on a pair of shorts as well-nice ones with a stripe down the side-but, since he couldn’t find another headband, he had just tied one of Ringo’s shirts around his head.
LOL I HOPE IT STINKS.
And they’d be running in the sand-without shoes, a condition that Ringo had added-which would make it about ten times worse.
Looooooool I'm not sure if it would? I'd rather run without shoes on a beach. Then again, it does depend how many sharp, nasty objects there are on it. In fact, I would rather not run at all. XD
Before Ringo could respond beyond laughing, Paul had shrugged off his shirt and thrown it at him, rubbing his arms coolly, “Let’s just get this over with.”
John stared. Fuck, he was hairy. And it wasn’t so bad. Jesus.
John's distracted. This does not bode well. I WANT PAUL TO LOSE SO BADLY.
“No cheating,” Paul said silkily, smiling at him. John was two seconds away from canceling the race and just suggesting that they fuck instead.
FIRST SENTENCE = HOT. SECOND SENTENCE = DELICIOUS.
Reading John and Paul getting it on whilst some dude is sat next to me at the next computer = AWKWARD. XD
Looking down, Paul quickly adjusted his erection so it was less dramatic. John pictured him running up the finish line, his dick wagging around, poor Ringo crying at the sight.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Also, Paul running with an erection is hilarious.
After a few minutes he was brought to a place surrounded by thick trees, the ground covered with a large blanket and two pillows. There was a bush nearby that was full of red berries, two bottles of water laid on the ground next to it.
OMG PAUL, YOU GIRL. YOU TOTAL, ABSOLUTE AND UTTER GIRL.
asjknasfnjkjdfn anyway, THAT CHAPTER WAS AWESOME AND IT'S PROBABLY MY NEW FAVOURITE ONE. IT JUST LACKED IN THE PIP DEPARTMENT BUT I KNOW THERE'LL BE PLENTY TO COME LATER. ALSO, FUCK, I AM JEALOUS OF YOUR ABILITY TO WRITE HOT PORN. FML FML FML.
Can't wait for the next update. XD
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I WISH JOHN WOULD HAVE DONE THAT TOO. CHOKING!PAUL IS NEVER FAR FROM MY BRAIN.
Haha, I hate it when that happens to me. I usually end up closing out of the window when someone is near me and I'm reading pr0n.
It is hilarious. He must have had a very uncomfortable victory.
YES, HE IS A GIRL. BUT WE LOVE HIM THAT WAY.
LOOOL, DON'T BE JEALOUS. I DON'T EVEN THINK IT'S GOOD. THERE ARE FAR BETTER PORN WRITERS. XD
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