I don't really write fabbles much anymore because I suck, etc. at all that. But here is a porn contribution I'll make in a visual way. Created for
captain__hook, hahahaha. Gay bodies found by
iwishiwastotchi <3
BRIAN IS SO HOTYOU CANNOT DENY IT.
John looks retarded but BRIAN IS SO HOT OMFG. Give in to the ultimate hotness that is Brian.
Write a fabble to go with this, I DARE YOU.