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today I taught the magic of “Marry, Kill, Screw” to my seat buddies. Marry, Kill, Screw is the game where you pick three people or groups of people and decide which of the three to enter holy matrimony with, with to kill, and which to have one magical night with. Chris Hurst caught on insanely fast, coming up with some of the best MKS’ I’d heard in a long time. Such as:
-Colin Powell, Axl Rose, Robin Williams
-Fat Brando, Al Pacino, Richard Simmons
-Nixon, Ford, Bush
-Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin
Some others:
-Romeo, Hamlet, Othello
Liberace, Elton John, Ian McKellan
Bobcat Goldwait, Jason Alexander, Ralphie from Last Comic Standing
-Luke Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter
-Leia, Arwen, Hermione
-Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Futurerama’s Professor
Last night, despite being dead tired, I went crazy at Target. Let’s just say I performed hamlet’s death scene for all the cashiers, then sang Girl Scout songs when a troop went through. Toby was off too so we had a damn good time acting like idiots.
-Colin Powell, Axl Rose, Robin Williams
-Fat Brando, Al Pacino, Richard Simmons
-Nixon, Ford, Bush
-Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin
Some others:
-Romeo, Hamlet, Othello
Liberace, Elton John, Ian McKellan
Bobcat Goldwait, Jason Alexander, Ralphie from Last Comic Standing
-Luke Skywalker, Frodo Baggins, Harry Potter
-Leia, Arwen, Hermione
-Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, Futurerama’s Professor
Last night, despite being dead tired, I went crazy at Target. Let’s just say I performed hamlet’s death scene for all the cashiers, then sang Girl Scout songs when a troop went through. Toby was off too so we had a damn good time acting like idiots.