James' Wrestlemania Predictions (and what I want to see happen)
Who I want to win:
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels for the WWE Championship: Shawn Michaels. Who else.
The Undertaker vs. Botchtista for the World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker. His Wrestlemania streak is all we have left in wrestling...
The Battle of the Billionaires: Black Lesnar (Bobby Lashley) vs. Shrivled Up Monkey Penis (Umaga): Honestly, the match sucks on paper. If it wasn't for the way they've bulit it up, I would just sleep during this match. In other words, I don't care who wins this one lol
Money In the Bank Ladder Match: MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY..........Kennedy, or CM Punk.
The Tranny vs. Melina in a Lumberjill match: who cares who wins!!! Its the divas, and its gonna be a drool moment lol
ECW Originals vs. The New Breed: ECW Originals, naturally. Four guys I really like vs. two guys thats okay and two I dont really give a crap about. That's easy to figure out.
Kane vs. The Great Khali: Kane. And afterwards, he plays Hungy Hungry Hippos with RVD in the middle of the ring.
Chris Benoit vs. MVP for the US Title: Chris Benoit. Cuz *starts singing* Chris Beniot is here and he's really mad. Chris Beniot is here and he's really angry. lol
Who probably WILL win:
Cena vs. HBK: HBK. If WWE is smart.
Botchtista vs. The Undertaker: The Undertaker. Botchtista is said to have the same rep as the Ultimate Warrior backstage. I don't see WWE killing the streak for him.
Black Lesnar vs. Shrivled Up Monkey Penis: Black Lesnar will win this naturally, but they will find some way of screwin us out of someone gettin their head shaved.
Money In The Bank: Mr. Kennedy. It's his year, I just feel it. If not him then either: Randy Orton, Edge, or Fit Finlay.
The Tranny vs. Melina: The Tranny. The one in Playboy vs. the one in the WWE Doghouse (registered trademark of the Wrestling Innernets). Hmmm.. The Tranny would go over, of course.
ECW Originals vs. New Breed: The New Breed. WWE is out to destroy any trace of the Original ECW. What better place to do it than on the Grandest Stage of Them All?
Kane Vs. Great Khali: Great Khali will win. WWE has a hardon for this guy just like they have a hardon for Randy Orton and Black Lesnar. All three suck, but at least Black Lesnar has the potential to be better. (save for future 'rasslin rant from James)
Chris Beniot vs. MVP: MVP because WWE has been pushin him pretty hard lately.
And that is my Wrestlemania Predictions and what I want to see. If any of my predictions are right, I could just start doing this on every ppv.
-Superstar James Campbell
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels for the WWE Championship: Shawn Michaels. Who else.
The Undertaker vs. Botchtista for the World Heavyweight Championship: The Undertaker. His Wrestlemania streak is all we have left in wrestling...
The Battle of the Billionaires: Black Lesnar (Bobby Lashley) vs. Shrivled Up Monkey Penis (Umaga): Honestly, the match sucks on paper. If it wasn't for the way they've bulit it up, I would just sleep during this match. In other words, I don't care who wins this one lol
Money In the Bank Ladder Match: MISTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEDY..........Kennedy, or CM Punk.
The Tranny vs. Melina in a Lumberjill match: who cares who wins!!! Its the divas, and its gonna be a drool moment lol
ECW Originals vs. The New Breed: ECW Originals, naturally. Four guys I really like vs. two guys thats okay and two I dont really give a crap about. That's easy to figure out.
Kane vs. The Great Khali: Kane. And afterwards, he plays Hungy Hungry Hippos with RVD in the middle of the ring.
Chris Benoit vs. MVP for the US Title: Chris Benoit. Cuz *starts singing* Chris Beniot is here and he's really mad. Chris Beniot is here and he's really angry. lol
Who probably WILL win:
Cena vs. HBK: HBK. If WWE is smart.
Botchtista vs. The Undertaker: The Undertaker. Botchtista is said to have the same rep as the Ultimate Warrior backstage. I don't see WWE killing the streak for him.
Black Lesnar vs. Shrivled Up Monkey Penis: Black Lesnar will win this naturally, but they will find some way of screwin us out of someone gettin their head shaved.
Money In The Bank: Mr. Kennedy. It's his year, I just feel it. If not him then either: Randy Orton, Edge, or Fit Finlay.
The Tranny vs. Melina: The Tranny. The one in Playboy vs. the one in the WWE Doghouse (registered trademark of the Wrestling Innernets). Hmmm.. The Tranny would go over, of course.
ECW Originals vs. New Breed: The New Breed. WWE is out to destroy any trace of the Original ECW. What better place to do it than on the Grandest Stage of Them All?
Kane Vs. Great Khali: Great Khali will win. WWE has a hardon for this guy just like they have a hardon for Randy Orton and Black Lesnar. All three suck, but at least Black Lesnar has the potential to be better. (save for future 'rasslin rant from James)
Chris Beniot vs. MVP: MVP because WWE has been pushin him pretty hard lately.
And that is my Wrestlemania Predictions and what I want to see. If any of my predictions are right, I could just start doing this on every ppv.
-Superstar James Campbell