critters suck major ass

Aug 17, 2006 09:53

theres a mouse in my room. i heard it this morning at 5 scratching near my head. a grasshopper just jumped onto me. the usm application is complete. im feeling good about that. thanks for helping me out, abbey. especially weith apartments. i cant wait to move out of this mouse infested shitfest for a while. and take greek. and ocean planet with ocean planet lab. and psychology. and english writing. its gonna be good.

ok my grandfather just came out and sat by me. all he says is "not a cloud in the sky... deedle dee dee... a great day for a murdah. HAHAHAHA..." im just not responding. im hoping he gets the message. my foot is asleep. and my dad just drove behind me on the tractor and smacked me across the head. and he got grass all over me. nutfuck. i want to leeeeaaave heeeere nooooow. movies with lacey tonight what? i cant wait. i couldnt before but i really cant now. how will i shower? im afraid the mouse will trap me in the bathroom. or itll be in the bathtub. like augusten burroughs. he wasnt in my bathtub but there was a mouse in his bathtub. right abbey? right.
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