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Must....get.....candy. Will...Skate..to...dominion...for...imitation toblerone.
I dont know why I'm so obsessed with the "imitation" toblerone. I guess the name brand just isn't good enough! "Ask for it by name: Imitiation Toblerone"
In other news when I was at the ROM library the other day doing some nerd stuff a woman came in to get some books on textiles and when she was asking the librarians about photocopying it she was like "So I am assuming the photocopies run the standard dollar a page?" and the librarian answered "No, actually they are 15 cents each". Now textile lady was SHOCKED by this. FLOORED even. I thought I was going to have to administer CPR any second. You would think this was the deal of the century, the way she was going on. Like you could tell she was itching to photocopy every last book in that damned library just becuase it would be a crying SIN to turn down such an amazing bargin.
But what the heck was she doing before? Photocopying onto sheets of 24K gold with ink made from baby dinosaurs blood?
The only other logical explanation is that she is a visitor from the future. And is used to paying exorbent prices for everything. It's like when I read about candy being 1 cent at the ye olde general store in the past and I just keep wishing I had been born a hundered years ago. WHY ME WHY...why cant I have all that sugary goodness for mere pennies??!
I dont know why I'm so obsessed with the "imitation" toblerone. I guess the name brand just isn't good enough! "Ask for it by name: Imitiation Toblerone"
In other news when I was at the ROM library the other day doing some nerd stuff a woman came in to get some books on textiles and when she was asking the librarians about photocopying it she was like "So I am assuming the photocopies run the standard dollar a page?" and the librarian answered "No, actually they are 15 cents each". Now textile lady was SHOCKED by this. FLOORED even. I thought I was going to have to administer CPR any second. You would think this was the deal of the century, the way she was going on. Like you could tell she was itching to photocopy every last book in that damned library just becuase it would be a crying SIN to turn down such an amazing bargin.
But what the heck was she doing before? Photocopying onto sheets of 24K gold with ink made from baby dinosaurs blood?
The only other logical explanation is that she is a visitor from the future. And is used to paying exorbent prices for everything. It's like when I read about candy being 1 cent at the ye olde general store in the past and I just keep wishing I had been born a hundered years ago. WHY ME WHY...why cant I have all that sugary goodness for mere pennies??!