The Quinn Legacy 2.6
The challenge has been laid down, the gloves are off and the fight for legacy heir is on! Better duck for cover, cause things are about to get... romantic?
Last we left the Quinns, Lily had just been transformed from an atrociously evil girl, into an atrociously evil witch. Where do you think your going dressed like that young lady, and do you have a permit for that thing?!
Lily: "I'm off to get reinforcements against the boogas. If anyone tries to stop me I'll set their hair on fire! Tehehehe!
*sigh* romance sims. I hope you fall off that broom and break your beak nose.
Lily: "For me? You shouldn't have!"
Evil witch: "Just a little something to help you with your nasal congestion. By the way nice outfit, very um... black."
Back at home, Thorn discovers an odd looking building has sprung up overnight.
Thorn: "I swear we didn't have this ugly statue, that in no way enhances my lovelife before. Hey, where's that evil chanting coming from? No, evil monkey, I beg you! NO!"
Lily: "Tehehehe soon they will all be under my control!
Alkazam alkazen, make me the heir, and kill all green men..."
In other news, it soon becomes time for the most adorably minty Quinlettes to grow up. The family celebrate with an elaborate birthday party at their favourite skating-rink.
Mars: "Take that, Beak Nose, I'm wearing my pyjamas and I'm still ten time cuter than everyone else here!"
Thorn decides to show off his fire-dancing skills as entertainment.
Errr Thorn, I wouldn't throw that thing in the air if I were you...
Typically, they both grow up to be heartbreakers.
Venus Quinn
Forture/Pleasure
LTW: Become Hall of Famer
Hobby: fitness
Neat - 5
Outgoing - 9
Active - 10
playful - 3
Nice - 8
Mars: "Hey baby!"
Mars 'Be still my beating heart' Quinn
Romance/Popularity (watch out Lily!)
LTW: Have 20 best friends (What the hell, shouldn't this be lovers?)
Hobby: Science
Neat - 10
Outgoing - 10
Active - 2
Playful - 2
Nice - 10
As a birthday gift, Thorn and Marsha decide to help the siblings start their own buisness, in a small renovated home. Though you can't tell from the outside, it's an alien-themed toy shop called Galaxy Gifts.
Mars: "I can't believe Venus is making me wear this pansy ass apron! It's having negitive effects on my sim-appeal. I know, I'll give it to Olive as a present, it's just his style!"
Venus, is obviously the buisness brains of this venture. The last time I checked Galaxy Gifts was humming along at level 3.
Venus: "Mars, you know if you spent as much time selling things as romancing the customers, we might actually break even."
Side note - I'm not entirely sure what will happen to Galaxy Gifts if Lily becomes heir. Most likley burn to the ground. Muhahaha.
Mars decides to enlist a little help earning those 20 best friends *cough*
Mars: "Matchmaker lady, find me a woman to have and errr... woohoo."
Mars: "Babe, I may not have the nose but I learnt from an expert. Here, have a flower...woohoo?"
Real smooth Mars.
Seems a pretty flower is all it takes for sim teens to fall in love these days (those hussies!).
Mars: "Soooo honey... do you have any hot friends?" *face palm*
Somewhere along the line, Thorn reached the top of the Military Career, and fufilled his LTW.
Thorn: "Yee Haw, I'm the greatest. What lady could resist this smokin' hot uniform?!"
Nice to see your taste in women has matured as you have, Thorn.
Midsim crisis? Should I be expecting you to die your hair pink and buy a flaming yellow sportscar anytime soon?
Thorn: "Mmmmph...can't speak.....kissing"
Ladies and gentlement, I give you - responsible parenting 101. Way to do your kids proud, Thorn.
Mars: "Hey babe, have a flower..."
Like father, like son. Mars moves on to batchelorette no. 2, his next victim best friend.
I'll be damned. It appears flowers and green pixilated hotness aren't every girls cup of tea after-all..
Random townie: "No way man, I've heard about you and your cassanova genetics. You ain't getting any of this here booty!"
Mars: "But...but...woohoo?"
Is it bad that I feel sad for him, because someone had enough morals to reject the cheating womaniser?
Mars: "I'm sorry, but was she just hugging 'nancy ballerina boy' over there? That kid ain't got nothing on me!"
Olive: "Poor Mars, you cleary underestimate the power of 'the nose'. That and I'm incredibly flexible. Did you know I can..."
STOP right there. Too much information. Thankyou.
Random Townie: "I am soo out of this nuthouse"
Somehow I don't think the rejection worried Mars overly much. Meadow Thayer is the next friend to become another notch on his bedpost.
Followed in close succession by this red-head beauty. Your looking a little bored their Mars, life as an laze fare romanciciser not all its cut up to be?
Mars: "Yawn... where's the challenge? They just all swoon and drop at my feet...naturally."
Lily: "Tehehehe, ask and you shall recieve booga! By the way, anytime you want to bow down and admit defeat is fine by me. Say right now?"
Random Redhead: "Aaaaaggh, I'm being attacked by bees! What is wrong with you people!Get me away from these crazy loons!'
Hey, only I'm allowed to call them that. Besides their not all total nutjobs like Lily.
Meanwhile, not far away...
Marsha: "Buuuuurrrrrck, burk, burk, burk. Buuuurrrck"
Thorn: "Cockadoodledoo! You know what they say about roosters with big noses beaks...cockadoodledoo!"
I stand corrected.
Lily Quinn! Stop this rediculousness right now. Just because you have a beaknose, doesn't mean you can convert the rest of your family into henhouse!"
Lily: "What's that, did you just insult my beak nose? How would you feel about a little facial wart, say about the size of you head? Muhahahaha"
Nevermind. Please, carry on with the evil. Your nose is perfectly formed.
In a surprising twist, Lily decides to forgoe further halvok for getting her romance sim on with Nicole, the check-out chick, instead.
Uh oh... Mars please tell me your not about to do what I think your doing!?
Mars: "Hey baby. Here have a..."
Lily:"HOW DARE YOU SCAM ON MY GIRLFRIEND BOOGA! Now you will really pay! I'm going to personally make the rest of your life a living hell! (no matter how short it may be). Tehehehehe.
Mars: *acts innocent* "Geeees, take a chill pill sis. I was just giving her a flower. I thought it matched her hair, no funny buisness I promise!"
Mars: "Why didn't dad teach me about this part? I hope she stops this ridiculous
slapping soon, I soo can't affort to have bruises spoiling my devilish good looks!"
Apparently all the excitement was way to much for poor Willow. She departed to the great tiki party in the sky.
Death: "Come on woman, I don't have all century you know!"
Willow: "But I'm in my pyjamas! Can't I at least get changed first!"
I'll miss you and your bad parenting ol' gal.
Just a random shot to finish up with. Meet Snow, hopefully her and Patch will be expecting some little kitties soon!
Next up, university in all it's bordem inducing glory. I wonder who will be heir? Will it be...
Mars, the extra-hot extraterrestrial with a penchant for dogs with glowing eyes?
Or will it be...
Lily, the mean, romancing, underwear wearing, evil witch?
I guess we will find out!
Tehehehehehe!