The Quinn Legacy 3.2
Pseudo triplets, evil guinea pigs, shiny-new butt-kicking house and random teaser text. The Quinns have tumbled down the rabbit hole and have emerged into a whole new level of crazy. Not to mention the stupid idiot who went and got herself a same-sex pregnancy and more than 8 sims per lot hack.
For those of you that remember (and I apoligise, I just get terribly sidetracked by building houses) last update, the Quinn legacy family were 'blessed' with not one but three bundles of doom. Let me introduce:
Winter Quinn, the result of a bizzare one night stand between Lily and Goopy GilsCarbo.
Intrestingly Goopy hasn't been seen since, but rumour has, he was recently involved in a freak accident on a routiene 'axe-throwing' expedition. (as if this kid didn't have enough issues).
Lavender Quinn. Legitimate child of Mars and Meadow (Thayer). I.e. incredibly boring.
ZzZzZz
Finally meet Galaxy Quinn. A somewhat contraversial alien spawn of Mars, with a possible case of PT incest.
Yey, another strong contender for 'totally screwed up child of the year!'
(Oh by the way, you'll notice my default eyes change here, please ignore).
Also, as the cats are somewhere passed out on Valium, meet Fetch.
He errr, fetches.
Anyway, after the birth of Lavender I had high hopes that Meadow the twit might outgrow her twitty-ness and prove to be a great parent.
Meadow: "Look, I has fingers!"
*Sigh* where is a decent cow-plant when you need one?
At least Mars doesn't seem too concerned. Meadow's current obsession with certain body appendages has proven incredibly useful in helping him recover from 'post alien-probe trauma'.
Well... that and random public woohoo with this red-haired mynx.
Followed in quick succession by a tryst with this dark-haired beauty.
Mars: "Babe, I hate to tell you, but your seriously overdressed for this joint. Here, let me help you fix your outfit. Remember less-is-more."
Although somehow I think the whole 'incest probing with your potential father' thing might have affected Mars more than he likes to admit.
Misplaced your meatballs, Mars?
(special thanks to Simkittensims for showing me the greatest collection of foodstuffs ever!)
Surprisingly the only Quinn parent who seems to be thriving is Lily. Perhaps it could be due to her reunion with an old teenhood friend. This is Chips.
He. Scares. Me.
Even the stress of a triple baby-boom seems to be getting to the most 'experienced' couple in the house.
Thorn: "Ewww Marsha, you smell! Get away from me, I don't want this awesomness to be tainted by your stink".
Marsha: "Waaaaah!"
Oh quit your whining you big baby, just because the store was out of jumbo sized diapers this morning.
Speaking of babies, the real terrible trio grew up (or should I say survived) into toddlers! Actually all three managed to age without any major drama, which considering the circumstances is suprising...
Awww half-sibling love...
Galaxy: "Keep your friends close and your competition closer" *squeezes neck*
Winter: "Think well-adjusted thoughts."
Unfortunatly the situation deteriorated rapidly...
Marsha: "Ooopsies!"
Lovley. Way to piss on your grandchild, Marsha.
Winter: "I think I did a pee pee?"
Oh joy, lets all play in the puddle of piss.
Lavender: "Waaaaahhhhh! I want to play in the puddle of piss too!"
Someone silence this kid fast, before the social worker makes a 'friendly' visit.
Clearly whoever had this plan is a moron.
Why am I not surprised?
*deathbyelectrocution deathbyelectrocution deathbyelectrocution*
(Positive thinking. A necessity when dealing with nit-wits).
Winter: "Gimmie FOOD or I'll sick a probe way up where the sun don't shine!"
*sigh* yet another starving neglected child...
It's all just a bit to much for Mars. He passes out in the nearest available chair and stays there asleep all day.
Lily chooses to ignore the situation compleatly and instead makes-out with her evil witchy lover.
Atrociously Evil Witch: "Ahh didn't you cast a spell to allow same-sex pregnancies?"
*Baby chimes of death*
OH GOD NO!
Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!! You have got to be kidding, I can not take this kind of punishment anymore!
As soon as I get that cow-plant Meadow, you are GONE.
Some random comic relief (because I think we all need a break from the drama).
Mars having an encounter with a lampshade of a non-aspiration failure variety.
(Actually no-one has had aspiration failure yet this update, what gives?)
It shouldn't give me perverse pleasure to see Meadow face-planting into her food, but it does.
Finally birthday time arrives for all three 'triplets'.
Galaxy: "My candles." (future pyromaniac?)
Thorn just can't contain his excitement.
Aaannd because I've decided to be nice, some early kiddy Quinlet shots!
(all is forgiven, they are just too cute!)
Winter Quinn
Winter: "All hail my future army of robots! They will CRUSH you!"
I think he gets that from Goopy.
Lavender Quinn
Chips: "Kill them all my pretty. Kill them all!"
Galaxy Quinn
(Evil alien incest spawn? You tell me?)
What? You didn't think I'd end this without some kind of baby cliffhanger did you?!
For shame!
Doh! I forgot to take a picture of the new house. There are some interior shots on S2C forums if anyones that interested in what it looks like though.