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Why do children always smell like syrup? Like the kind you put on pancakes?

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[xnavybitch]

you noticed that too!? Thank God I thought it was just me..

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I'm relieved too. I thought maybe I just associated children with being sticky so much that I thought they smelled like pancake syrup. But I guess they really do, that's sort of bizarre.

[xnavybitch]

they are.. they're sticky and smell like syrup. They're greasy too.. anything their grubby hands touch leaves a grease mark. ew.

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Children. Ew in general.

[xnavybitch]

yes.. ew.
most children honestly disgust me.
The only child I really love to death and can cuddle and kiss all day is my 3 year old nephew, Isaiah. He doesn't reak of syrup and he's not sticky.. or greasy.