sweet pictures omgSH!@

[beatawidow]

so i couldn't help it that i ended up looking hot
like this:




so i was going through old pictures on my computer and found some sweet ones. i thought all of your lives would be better if i decided to share.
first off, i was basically my hottest in 7th grade.
and i'm serious.


then on came 8th grade graduation.
mmmmm.
i was basically the bomb at flipped out hair.


then, freshman year....


and on came the hair experiments where i succeeded at looking like a douche.


notice bracelets.

i'm not sure where this one goes, but i AM sure that i look like something straight out of disney.


"I'm asian!@@#$"
dedicated to sarah jean, because she's attracted to my asian side.
hahahha.


this is last day of freshman year.
my grandma died that day, just for the update.


then i had this cheerleading shorts phase.
wait
no.
this was the day before the surgery, i think.
this wasn't my phase.


then i went black and i'm pretty sure this is when i looked my hottest.




the reason i look like this:


if you didn't see it in person, imagine light, vomity brown for bangs and platinum pee for the rest.

then i went on hiatus for a while as coolio, thanks to rachel.


and slowly, i've evolved into this:


and recently, kevin drew a picture of me.


and then he kissed me and i vomitted.


and then when kevin walked away i made his background jeff patrick's crotch and the cat admired it.


hahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhaha.

and then that's it because i'm tired.
i know what you're saying.
"you should be the first top, black, plus size model like tocarra isn't."
duh.