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[beatawidow]

dear _____,
i think you're hot
and would do you in a second
if i wanted to.
but i don't.
i like your shirt.
and your haircut.
and your fat lip.
i love you very much
and not only because you are a beautiful girl.
love,
april alexandria brandon III.

if you are resourceful enough to guess who that is,
i'll invite you to my sleepover.
which jane and i are planning.
which means it will be AWESOME.
also;
i have a pokèball.
which reminds me:
we named her SQUIRTLE.
if you want to pay me money to pick her middle name,
i will allow it.

i stayed up until 3 in the morning because i wasn't used to the schedule and i'm FRIGGIN TIRED. i'm going on hiatus for about a month after this week because i'm seriously going to devote every waking second to decathlon. why, you ask? because i feel bad for not reading AT ALL - and i mean at all - during the break. i'm pretty sure i'm going to take up speed during this time to stay awake and alert. i'm lying. i won't. but you'll never know for sure.

i hate being on my period.
mmmmmm.
periiiiiod.

also;
somebody give me a haircut. i really just need my mullet taken care of.
sadly, all business in the front and party in the back is just not me.