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Most of the time I can't stand the in-bred, crankster customers I get in during the night shift BUT every once in awhile, they'll do something so extremely stupid and funny you just can't help but laugh.
Before I begin though, I'd like to explain that here in Oklahoma its the law that you can't sell alcohol after 2AM. Anyways...during the last thirty minutes before the cut-off, I'll usually have at least 4 or 5 people who come in to get their last rounds(and, of course, they ALWAYS want to ask**as he says in a drunken, country bumpkin voice**..."Is it too late to buy beer?"). Well, last night someone was trying to beat the cut-off and got a little ahead of themselves. Instead of paying attention to where they were driving when they were pulling into the parking lot they ended up smackdab in the ditch next to the turn-in(car ass to the wind and all ROFL). They can thank whatever god they worship that the cops were sticking to the opposite side of town that night otherwise, they'd all(there were some 6 odd people in the car)have been sleeping off their extended Cinqo De Mayo celebration in the slammer. lol
PEACE out!!!! :P
Before I begin though, I'd like to explain that here in Oklahoma its the law that you can't sell alcohol after 2AM. Anyways...during the last thirty minutes before the cut-off, I'll usually have at least 4 or 5 people who come in to get their last rounds(and, of course, they ALWAYS want to ask**as he says in a drunken, country bumpkin voice**..."Is it too late to buy beer?"). Well, last night someone was trying to beat the cut-off and got a little ahead of themselves. Instead of paying attention to where they were driving when they were pulling into the parking lot they ended up smackdab in the ditch next to the turn-in(car ass to the wind and all ROFL). They can thank whatever god they worship that the cops were sticking to the opposite side of town that night otherwise, they'd all(there were some 6 odd people in the car)have been sleeping off their extended Cinqo De Mayo celebration in the slammer. lol
PEACE out!!!! :P