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[beat_da_button]

Why d'I got a squirrel followin' me? Ain't complain', she sounds familar, but I still wanna know what's up.

[[His spirit guide is a red squirrel with the personality and voice of his canon little sister, Raimu 'Rhyme' Bito.]]

Comments

[beenwaitinglong]

Have to admit she's pretty charming.

[beat_da_button]

She keeps naggin' me.

[beenwaitinglong]

But she gives sound advice. Maybe she's your conscience?

[beat_da_button]

...Why's my [written sloooooooooooowly] con-sci-ence a red squirrel?

[beenwaitinglong]

Why do hot dog buns come in packs of eight but hot dogs come in packs of twelve?

1/2 He's going to check the kitchen for proof

[beat_da_button]

Dey do!?

2/2

[beat_da_button]

WHOA DEY DO! What da hell, man?!

[beenwaitinglong]

The mysteries of life.