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It's New York City. Why is there no fire escape outside my window? I'm not Spider-Manning myself down the ledge to get to the one outside the Graham's window.
(Yeah, I know "Spider-Man" can't be used as a verb. Shut up. I'm doing it anyway.)
Someone: exit strategy, please? Fifth floor, no fire escape, overly watchful parents. They need to get a life, I swear to God.
(Yeah, I know "Spider-Man" can't be used as a verb. Shut up. I'm doing it anyway.)
Someone: exit strategy, please? Fifth floor, no fire escape, overly watchful parents. They need to get a life, I swear to God.