SECOND POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Yesterday, I re-enacted one of my greatest moments so Jasper could see it (See icon).  Since it's hard to explain, I'll just show you with my amazing art skills.

Comments

[nicotine_patch]

Jasper's cool.

Don't lend your costume to Matt, though. He'll wank over it or something.

[bearytasty]

He's my brother! Kinda. We were all adopted.

Really? He didn't seem the type.

I'm Emmett by the way! You? :D

[nicotine_patch]

I've heard. I went to a party with your other brother, the slick one.

No. He is totally the type to jerk off about pacman.

Badou Nails.

[stonecoldrose]

Edward? Slick? That's a new one.

[nicotine_patch]

Dude talks like a lawyer dipped in lube.

[stonecoldrose]

Exactly my point.

[nicotine_patch]

You and your spastic hubby over there actually celebrate valentines day?

[stonecoldrose]

Absolutely. I assume Edward and Alice didn't tell you that we've set the record for most weddings in one century?

[nicotine_patch]

Does that mean you guys keep fucking it up and have to start over?

[stonecoldrose]

No. For a vampire, taking a mate is generally a longer-term commitment than for a human taking a spouse. We just like weddings.

[nicotine_patch]

Oh. I've never been to a fucking wedding.

[stonecoldrose]

Aside from my own, I've been to maybe five, and I'll be attending another later this year.

[liquid_topaz]

I resent that.

[nicotine_patch]

That sucks. 'Sup?

[liquid_topaz]

Do you hold a grudge against me, perhaps?

[nicotine_patch]

Nah.