FOURTEENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

So guess what Emmett's been doing.

Yeah, that's right.  Kicking zombie ass.  All day long.

You wish you were kicking as much ass as I am right now. 

Comments

[igaveudejavu]

I'm dancing on their heads...

I'd tell you to try it, but you'd crush them.

Emmett. Is it ok that we're totally enjoying the apocalypse?

[bearytasty]

Ohhhhh man, that sounds totally cool.

...I think we're getting a sick sense of enjoyment out of this, yes. But killing zombies is way too fucking fun.

[igaveudejavu]

Yeah. I picked up a new stereo system for almost nothing before the cashier got bitten, and set it up on the roof of the school. I'm blasting Paramore, and I keep getting bigger crowds attracted to the music.

This is the most fun I've had since I had a drag-race in my new porsche against that gang member in LA.

[bearytasty]

Oooh, A+. I've been carrying around a stereo for my background music. Shuffle is my best friend.

This is the most fun I've had since the bear rodeo. Aw yeah.

[igaveudejavu]

Ah, music and murder. Hand in hand forever! OOh, one zombie is still carrying a book... the Zombie Survival Handguide or something. Sounds interesting.

I think I need to find myself a machete, just for the image.

[bearytasty]

Papa Roach is oddly fitting. AHAHA, now that's funny. Hella good that did him.

Oh, you are so right. I am going to get one right now.

[igaveudejavu]

I've switched to Rage Against the Machine and I've almost finished this guidebook. Also managed to find someone's machete after I trashed their undead body and searched the car. This place is like the ultimate garage sale, but free!!

Um... I never thought this day would come, but I don't really want to have to go out of town to find these. Can I- ... borrow some of your camou parachute pants. I want my image to be complete.

[bearytasty]

I had them playing before! Excellent choice. FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE GARAGE SALES YES. I've found some pretty good stuff, too. /o/

Alice! You may indeed borrow some, although you will probably need to roll them up, as I do believe they may be longer than your entire body.

[igaveudejavu]

We have such good taste, Emmett!!! Ohhh did you run into one of bear zombies yet??? It should happen in a few minutes, if it hasn't already.

They'll do.

Oh, I look SO awesome right now.

[bearytasty]

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[bearytasty]

BEAR ZOMBIES?!

[bearytasty]

OH MY GOD.

[bearytasty]

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SHIT YES HERE IT IS BRB

[igaveudejavu]

I KNOW!!! Too bad you killed it before you could breed more. But you could probably try and throw a few more zombies at normal bears and see what comes up.

[bearytasty]

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ALICE THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING RIGHT NOW.

[igaveudejavu]

Oh, good job it worked!! Hahahaha but not for two more minutes!

YES only thirty more seconds before I find the shotgun that will complete my new look. And then I can start wading through this crowd. It should take me about as long as Shippin Out to Boston by Dropkick Murphy's.