ELEVENTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

Esme and I went on an epic hunt a few days ago, a little after we got back from that whole handcuffing disaster.  Yes, we brought the strobe lights and a boom box, and yes we had delicious bear blood.

Also.  I kind of captured twenty bears and brought them home to Forks and let them run around.  It was a dare from

Comments

[stonecoldrose]

Should I keep the lasso then?

An oreo.

[bearytasty]

Why wouldn't you? ♥

An oreo! One of my greatest regrets is that I could not fully enjoy the modern edition.

[stonecoldrose]

It still smells of bear from your hogtying.

And how exactly will someone else's consumption fulfill you.

[bearytasty]

...we could get a new lasso? :D?

It's just... they're OREOS, Rose. Everyone should get to eat one before they are no longer able.

[stonecoldrose]

Good answer. I was almost expecting you to list it as a plus.

You assume that most people are in range of an Oreo. Most humans around here appear Japanese.

[bearytasty]

We can even get a leather one this time /o/

...do they have Oreos in Japan? I know they got 'em in China now.

[stonecoldrose]

Why stop at the lasso?

I'm not an expert on the marketing of American products in Japan.

[bearytasty]

You name it, we'll get it /o/

Me neither! That leaves us unsure of a correct answer. 8(

[stonecoldrose]

Maybe we'll even find something new.

How can you be sure? Unless you suddenly start handing them out to passerby.

[bearytasty]

I like new things :D

...can I?

[stonecoldrose]

I know. ♥

Emmett, the Oreo Fairy. It does have a ring to it.

[bearytasty]

Can I serenade you with a banjo? ♥

Only if I can be a badass Oreo Fairy.

[stonecoldrose]

Serenade and banjo should not be in the same paragraph, let alone the same sentence.

And how would you accomplish that?

[bearytasty]

I'll go stand outside your windooooow~~~~~~

...Uh. Haven't thought that far ahead. BUT IT WILL SO HAPPEN.

[stonecoldrose]

Who do you think I am, Jasper?

I have faith in you, baby.

[bearytasty]

...Would you prefer the bagpipes? ♥

I WILL SO DO THIS. I'll give myself a theme song, too.