EIGHTH POST /o/

[bearytasty]

'Sup new people.  I'm Emmett Cullen, youngest but easily the most attractive and fun and awesome of the Very Cullen Bunch.  Except maybe the attractive part--Rose's probably got that.  <3

But.  I-I AM IN DISTRESS.

Comments

[gen_tle_man]

Beauty paegant?

This isn't some kind of joke, now, is it?

[bearytasty]

The great Emmett does not joke about that sort of thing.

[gen_tle_man]

Ahhh. You seem quite full of yourself.

[bearytasty]

It's merely the truth, my good sir! /o/

[gen_tle_man]

If it's the truth, then I don't mind.

[bearytasty]

I would never lie! /o/