[Songfic] Where Mulan Songs and Hetalia Crossover
I'll Make A Nation Out Of You & A Nation Worth Fighting For
Who? - The Axis, Allies, the Bad Friends Trio, Austria + Hungary
Wait, what's happening? - This is what happens when you mix two Mulan songs, Hetalia, and a lame singsongy mood!
Caution! - Alludes to sex
( Let's get down to BUSINESS )
Who? - The Axis, Allies, the Bad Friends Trio, Austria + Hungary
Wait, what's happening? - This is what happens when you mix two Mulan songs, Hetalia, and a lame singsongy mood!
Caution! - Alludes to sex
( Let's get down to BUSINESS )
[Alfred being an idiot]
The maple is always better
From somebody else's tree.
I dream about going up there,
And building a few Mc'Ds~
Just look at the world around me. [awesome pan of America]
Right here in the U.S.A.~
Such wonderful things made by me~
What more is you hank'rin' for? [-cowboy-]
Under Mattie~!
Under Mattie~
Partner it's better~
Don't be a hater~
Take it from me!
In Canada they are so lame~ [Canada frowns]
Out on the rinks they skate away~
[Matthew comes over with a hockey stick and Alfred runs away.]
[awkward momentary lapse in music]
[America comes out of the closet and resumes his awesome]
Under Mattie~!
[Matthew returns with two hockey sticks.]
Down here all the fish is happy
alksfjasdflaskdfasldkfasd MATTIE.
The fish on the land ain't happy
MATTIE NO STOP THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!
But fish in the bowl is lucky
ALOSDFMJASDFASDFASDFALS
THE PAINNN
AUUGHHH MAKFNSD:FSD
[Beep.]
[Alfred returns. He looks around cautiously, before coughing awkwardly and continues to sing quietly]
Under Mattie~
Under Mattie~
Nobody beat us
Yeah! GO TEAM US!
[LOUD AMERICAN IS LOUD~]
YOU LOST AT HOCKEYY~
WE GOT THE MOST MEDALS OH YEAH~
YOU'RE JUST SO JEALOUS I'M AWESOME!
WE SAY AH-BOUT HERE,
YOU SAY AH-BOOT THERE,
UNDER MATTIE~
UNDER MATTIE~
SINCE LIFE IS SICK HERE,
WE GOT THE CHICKS HERE~
NATURALLY~---
[Matthew stares.]
[Alfred pauses, and gulps.]
.....
...K I'm done.
[END]
I slink off to my corner now. All references of Canadianness are stereotypes and therefore should be ignored.
GOD ROLOS. WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THESE THINGS. /FAILS.
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BOTH
RAH-RAH-AH-AH-AH
CA-NA CANADA
AH-AH-MERICA
IT'S A BAD BROMANCE
AMERICA
I want your syrup, those lil' maple trees
CANADA
You can have some things but you know they ain't free
I want you to no
No-no-no-notice me
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I'm not your "hat", I am my own man
AMERICA
You know I can do things better than Canada can
too lazy to finish & must do homework
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