May 27, 2007 00:18
So tonight, I ran out to a local establishment to enjoy the Ultimate Fighting Championship fight thingy. I belly up to the bar and enjoy some food and drink and the fights were a lot of fun, lots of high energy and whatnot. What amused me though was that the Miller Lite girls were there, and prancing about trying to get people to do stupid things to get a cheap shirt. Anyways, after they were all done, they sat down with a guy and what appeared to be his girlfried next to me. And then the fun stuff began.
This guy promptly started to brag about how he has this job with Primerica (if you know what they are, then this is even better for you...if not, then perhaps I'll explain another time). Anyways, he's on the fast track with them, and will be making between 20 and 80 thousand dollars a month. Of course, both girls were amazed. So things go on, one of them leaves, and then other goes to leave when the bartender stops her, and tells her that she still has a tab she needs to close. A grand total of $20.83 needed to be paid. Rather than pay it like a normal person, she starts freaking out about how the other girl was supposed to pay. After calling at least 5 different times, texting and whatnot, finally she decides to pay the bill. What made me laugh though, was that after all that bragging about how much money the guy makes, his cheap ass couldn't bother to throw down a $20 bill for the tab. So either he was totally lying...or he's a cheap bastard. Or both.
Either way, I had a good laugh once they left. Losers.