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IC:
Character name: Karin
Fandom: Naruto
Timeline: Right before the attack on the Kage Summit
Age: 16
~*Magical*~ abilities and strengths:
Karin is a ninja! So I am going to assume that she can do the very basics of ninja jutsus, like using shuriken and cloning techniques. Assuming because we never actually see her do them, but only really retarded ninjas can't at the very least do that stuff. Obviously there are special cases but wtfever. But what's really important are her powers listed below!
Let's break this down. Ninjas use chakra (it's like a mix of physical and spiritual energy) in order to do ninja things. There are three types of jutsus: Ninjutsu (chakra-based and require hand seals), genjutsu (also chakra-based, only these are illusions and stuff), and taijutsu (physical, can use chakras but ultimately, you don't need it for this). Also there's Kekkei Genkai, but those are skills that are inherited rather than learned. Kairi primarily uses ninjutsu.
Kagura Shingan
She can track others via their chakra. Although others can normally do this, she is very good at it. Karin can use it from long distances, she can spot changes in chakra flow, tell how many people are in groups, find a specific person in a large group,and even tell their species. And all she has to do is concentrate to do it.
Vampire Healing
Okay so it's not actually called this. Basically, the injured person has to bite Karin and they suck in her chakra. Doing this heals their wounds, even extremely serious ones, and gives them more energy. The main drawback is that this can really only be used once a day cause it drains Karin of her own chakra.
Other
She can conceal her own chakra, which makes her undetectable from others who are... using chakra to track her. Drawback: She can't use her own chakra during this. She can also tell if someone is lying or not, can spot clones, and can tell if she, or anyone else, is in a genjutsu.
How would they use their abilities?:
Well considering that she is a girl in this series it means that she's not useful in a fight ha ha ha-- I mean what, who said that? Um, quite honestly? She will use them to help Sasuke. And that's it. Probably to help herself too if she ever needs it but... Mostly FOR SASUKEEEE.
Appearance:
So Karin is a girl who is around 5'3'' and weighs around 101 pounds! She has red hair and eyes, even though it goddamn looks fuchsia. Her hair goes juuust past her shoulders, and is pretty weird cause on the left it's straight while on the right it looks as if it underwent a Square Enix hero makeover. It's spiky, is what I'm saying. She also wears brownish glasses. Clothing-wise, she wears a high necked, long sleeved purple shirt that... zips up. But it shows her tummy. She also wears black shorts, and black thigh high stocking things that lead down to ninja shoes. Also sometimes she has a long black cloak, or another long black cloak with red cloud things that is the Akatsuki uniform. This is a very accurate description shut up.
MOST IMPORTANTLY is the fact that her clothes are designed to cleverly conceal the fact that like almost her entire body is covered in bite marks. Look at this shit.
Background:
Ninjas! They lurk in the night, wearing all black, and can kill you before you even bliOKAY right this is Naruto. Let's start over. In a faraway land of some... world, countries are protected by ninja villages. While they are normally warring with each other because that's just what countries do, everyone is at "peace" in the present. Please note how that is in quotations. Anyway, this story starts out in the Land of Fire, which is home to the ninja village of Konohagakure (more commonly known as Konoha). The main character is a kid named Naruto Uzumaki, who has no parents and everyone hates him. His dream is to become the Hokage (the ninja leader) so that people can respect him! Also it turns out that everyone hates him because he the host of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, a beast that almost destroyed the village in the past. To put that more simply: They hate him even though if it wasn't for him they would all most likely be dead right now. Ninja logic!
Anyway, the story pretty much follows Naruto as he becomes a ninja. Ninjas usually work in teams of four, and his consisted of Kakashi Hataka, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha (who is very important for this app). They all have various ninjas adventures, and somehow go from just a bickering group that hates each other to generally caring about one another and having a rather sweet bond. Considering that this bond happened relatively early in the series, that basically clues you in on the fact that it won't last! Shounen manga logic!
So this is pretty much where our story starts for this app. No, Karin doesn't show up yet, but this is very important backstory. See, in ninja world there are ninja ranks! And as of now, our heroes (besides Kakashi of course) are of the lowest ninja rank. In order to proceed to the next, Chuunin, they must pass an exam! Luckily for them, Konoha is hosting it, and many other ninjas from different villages show up to participate. While there's all important I guess, the ones who really matter for this app are the Sound ninjas. These Sound ninjas sort of kind of have a secret agenda. And by sort of kinda, I mean they want to kidnap Sasuke so that their leader, Orochimaru, can touch him inappropriately. Oh, and so Orochimaru can steal his body because that is how he can be immortal: Changing bodies when his current one starts to suck. But mostly the touch inappropriately thing. They also have some help from the Sand ninjas, but they get better. Of course though, the good guys would never let such an evil guy get away wi-- oh, no. They interrupt the Chuunin exam, kill the Hokage, and manage to put the Cursed Seal on Sasuke. It's exactly as nice as it sounds.
Fast forward through various ninja training montages! Sasuke's brother, Itachi, shows up. I HEARD YOU LIKE BACKSTORIES SO I PUT A BACKSTORY IN YOUR BACKSTORY SO YOU CAN BE INFORMED WHILE BEING INFORMED. Basically Itachi killed off the entire Uchiha clan except for Sasuke, so now Sasuke's life pretty much revolves around killing his oniisan. So Itachi, who is a member of Akatsuki, is around and Sasuke automatically assumes it's for him. LOLOL SIT DOWN SASUKE AND LET THE GROWNUPS TALK. Itachi is only interested in Naruto because Akatsuki is collecting Tailed Beasts hosts. After getting the crap beaten out of him and such, Sasuke finally gives and leaves Konoha to join Orochimaru. Two year time skip!! Then more stuff happens, but the most important thing is the fact that Sasuke eventually "kills" Orochimaru. Please note how that is in quotations.
See, now this is where Karin comes in. After four paragraphs of background. Now that Sasuke got what he wanted from Orochimaru, he could concentrate on his main objective: Kill the hell out of Itachi. So for this, he needed a team! No, not Team 7, that is too good to be true. First he picks up a Mist ninja named Suigetsu whose skills are all... watery. Also he likes big swords. Next on the list: Karin. MORE BACKSTORY only this actually involves Karin. She and Sasuke actually met once before, during the Chuunin exam. She was attacked by a bear, and Sasuke came and saved her. This is obviously the reason she likes him, although in all honesty the real reason will be explained later in this app and is quite hilarious. Karin is a Grass ninja which is... somehow different from Leaf?? Kishimoto are you even trying??? ANYWAY her village was completely destroyed in a war, and she was the only survivor. Because playing orphans is fun apparently. So Orochimaru finds her, and is all HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW?? And Karin is just LOL I SENSED THEM COMING. So he took her in and put her in charge of one of his prisons.
So Sasuke and Suigetsu stroll over to said prison in order to recruit Karin. She, at first, isn't too happy about them showing up-- unlike the others, Karin actually was loyal to Orochimaru. I assume it was out of gratitude from him taking her in, but I will just say it's because everyone in this series is dumb. Suigetsu has apparently come across Karin in the past, since he points this fact out to Sasuke, and even says that her attitude in general is bad. At first she says that she isn't interested, but then she agrees to talk to Sasuke. He orders Suigetsu to free all the prisoners (which Karin objects) and the two of them head to a room together. Annnnd that is where Karin does a complete 180 and locks herself in the room with him while saying that she'll go with him, and that they should leave Suigetsu behind. And then she attempts to. Seduce him. No seriously, she takes her glasses off and flutters some bedroom eyes at him and is about to strip off their clothes to have hot rapist on avenger sex when Suigetsu busts into the room. He is clearly annoyed at being locked out, and tells Sasuke that since Karin isn't interested they should just leave. Karin interjects that she wasn't interested in joining, but she was heading off in the same direction they were anyway so she might as well go along. Sasuke has no idea what is going on but just rolls with it.
Next on the list is Juugo who had gone to Pedomaru on his own accord as well. Although in his case it wasn't loyalty, but uh. He has a sort of problem in which he goes on murderous rampages that he can't control. It's from his blood that the Cursed Seal was created from actually. The trio head to the north hideout in order to find him, with Karin explaining his condition along the way. Once there, Suigetsu is KARIN USE YOUR SHITTY TECHNIQUE ALREADY GOD!!! And Karin is FINE IT'S THAT WAY!!! And then once he went off, Karin proves once again she is a sneaky bitch and grabs Sasuke to head the opposite direction. Sasuke's reaction: I CAN WALK BY MYSELF! :< After reaching and opening Juugo's cell, he immediately attacks Sasuke. They fight for a little bit and Sasuke is just MAKE LOVE NOT WAR and then Suigetsu interrupts with FUCK LOVE MAKE WAR and attacks Juugo. Meanwhile Karin is just I HOPE THEY KILL EACH OTHER :))) and as you can see Sasuke chose great teammates. And then Sasuke is badass. Karin fangirls.
Anyway, Juugo comes back to his senses and freaks out because he doesn't want to kill people. Sasuke says that he'll stop Juugo whenever he goes on a rampage, and after some talking, he agrees to go. After finally having the three of them, Sasuke tells them that his plan is to kill Itachi, and he wants them to help. And so, they all join the group called Hebi for various reasons. Karin's are, simply, to be with Sasuke.
Their first operation as a team is to get equipped! So they head over to some acquaintances of the Uchiha clan! Cats!! Ninja cats. This manga is so serious. Sasuke even brought them catnip because apparently he... carries catnip around??? Anyway they buy stuff from the head cat and set off. Their journey includes Karin trying to assert herself on Sasuke a lot and he's just HERP DERP MISSION FIRST. They all go around trying to find information (which is hilarious because Naruto's group and Akatsuki are on the move too). Even more hilarious is the fact that Karin and Sakura walk right by each other in a town. Also, Naruto's group finds out that Badtouchmaru isn't really dead, but he sort of combined with one of his followers, Kabuto. Surprise?! Meanwhile, Sasuke fights "Tobi" and Deidara who are members of Akatsuki. After Sasuke "defeats" Deidara, they all regroup. Please note how that is in quotations. They go to a safe place immediately afterward so Sasuke can rest, and Juugo informs them that apparently Akatsuki is looking for people with special chakras (aka the Tailed Beasts hosts).
So, Sasuke is recovering! They send Karin out on errands, and while doing so she secretly plans on knocking the guys out so she can rape Sasuke. Disclaimer: Do not attempt this because you will probably get arrested. And by probably I mean you will. But before she can get back to the others to put her plot in motion, she senses that a large group of ninjas are approaching them! After telling Team Sasuke what's up, they decide that it's the Leaf ninjas and not Akatsuki, and thus not worth their time. But considering that Team Naruto has Kiba who is a great tracker, Karin realizes that the only way to get away would be to fool his nose. Luckily, she has Sasuke's old, sweaty clothes stashed away for such an occasion!! Disclaimer: Don't do this either. Thanks to this awesome and extremely creepy plan, they manage to lose them and Sasuke gets to have a super kawaii and happy reunion with Itachi!!!! Just kidding it's not really him, but a clone that tells him to go see him to fiiiiight. So after that they're on the move again, run into a Naruto clone and proceed to tell the Naruto clone to MOOOOOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY.
Then the long awaited SASUKE VS ITACHI fight happens. Of course the rest of Hebi was told to sit down and let the grownups talk during this, so we don't see Karin. Hilariously almost the entire fight can be summarized as:
"I KILLED YOU!"
"NO THAT WAS JUST AN ILLUSION!"
"OH SHIT!"
"AHA I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW!"
"NO YOU DON'T THAT WAS AN ILLUSION!"
"FUCKSICLES!"
While that is happening, Itachi pretty much tells Sasuke that the Uchiha clan really needed better hobbies cause leveling up for them consists of stealing each other's eyes and becoming blind. Although the best part is the revelation that Itachi was a good guy all along, and everything he did was for the benefit of the Leaf village and Sasuke. Yes, Sasuke, all that traumatic scarring was for your own good. Sibling logic!
Okay so! The real leader of Akatsuki turns out to be Madara who is like. The first Uchiha and is the reason that bad stuff happens and he is basically the main villain of the series besides Sasuke of course because if this series does not end on a SASUKE VS NARUTO note I will eat my PS3. So Hebi's name is changed to Taka! And instead of wanting to kill Itachi, their goal is now to destroy Konoha for being mean to him. Which is the exact opposite of what Itachi wanted, but whatever. They partner up with Akatsuki, and join in the hunt for the Tailed Beast hosts.
... Which is what leads them to Killer Bee. He is a host and he raps and is kind of awesome. Anyway he easily beats Juugo, and then Sasuke enters the ring. They make fun of Killer Bee's bad rapping, and then Sasuke and him fight. It soon turns out that Killer Bee is going to beat the shit out of Sasuke, so the group interrupts and Karin pulls him away to safety. She then tells him to bite her, and thus we are introduced to ~*~VAMPIRE HEALING~*~ once again, not the actual name of the technique and Karin makes aroused noises. After he's all healed up, the group pretty much plays a game of cat and mouth with Bee, and then he beats the shit out of Sasuke AGAIN. Before Karin can heal him, Juugo does so and... shrinks temporarily because of it. I don't even know what kind of logic this is anymore.
Suigetsu tries to be the diversion while they escape, although in the end he gets fucked over as well. So now everyone is exhausted, and Sasuke is briefly reminded of Team 7 because of all the effort Taka put into saving him. Anyway Sasuke levels up, gets a new jutsu, and accidentally sets Karin on fire but it's okay, he puts it out. AND THEY FINALLY "CAPTURE" KILLER BEE GODDAMN. Please note how that is in quotations.
Insert Akatsuki attacking and pretty much destroying Konoha here. Elsewhere, Suigetsu and Karin are having their usual bitch fights and it is revealed that Sasuke is losing his vision!! Madara later bitches Sasuke out because apparently Killer Bee escaped. Also because he's a dick. Danzo, a guy who hates the Uchiha and is partly the reason why right now there's only two members of it alive, is made Hokage while the current one, Tsunade, is out of commission. Danzo is headed off to the Iron country because there is a Kage Summit happening! Which means that Taka is also headed there in order to murder Danzo yay. And that is where I am taking Karin from because right after that she gets shanked by Sasuke. So. Right.
Personality:
KARIN IS A TSUNDERE EXCEPT EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE TSUN AND SASUKE GETS THE DERE THE END. Okay, seriously.
Karin's aggressive, intelligent, and can easily think on her feet! She kind of has to be, considering she was in charge of a prison, after all. This shows that she's good at controlling, and she can take charge when the situation calls for it. In the anime, she even has prisoners killed because they bad talk Orochimaru! Basically she knows what to do in order to get things done! Whether those things involve ditching pursuers or attempting to ravish an unconscious Sasuke. Normally, she's pretty cool and collected except it's very easy to push her buttons. It's extremely easy to piss her off, like disagreeing with her or flirting with Sasuke or being Suigetsu-- she just has a short temper. She also gets flustered easily-- and no, not for the reasons people usually get embarrassed about. When people call her out on things she blushes like crazy, and gets loud and starts stuttering denials. Most of the things she denies is the fact that she is a giant pervert. Considering how many time she has tried to rape Sasuke in her appearance, this is somewhat obvious. So, yeah, she has a dirty mind and she does not hide it well. She just pretends that she does.
So for the most part people tend to see her ~*~tough and in control~*~ side until they hit a nerve and either piss her off/discover she is perverted. Then she will enter the tsun mode. Sasuke gets the flirty side of her where she attempts to disrobe him a lot.
Her fixation over Sasuke is a major character trait of hers. But! Hilariously what she's really attracted to is his chakra. Apparently having a lot of it is what turns her on insert penis jokes here. And even though she gets really creepy over him, it is important to note that she is not stupid with this. Later on when he GODDAMN STABS HER she pretty much goes "oh fuck you Sasuke I'm out" sooo yes. She knows when to stop, really. It's implied that she even becomes attracted to Naruto because of his chakra, but we don't see much of that yet and once again I am taking her from before that happens so.
Randomly apparently she has a thing for perfumes too. She also seems to be a rather good actress-- or at the very least, she's good at fake crying.
Why should that character be in this game: DERPIN'
Why do you want to continue their history here: STILL DERPIN'
For applicants considering an alternate version of a character already in game, please use this as your chance to explain the key differences between your character and the one already in play: DERPIN' LIKE A BOSS
Have you read up on how the game works?: FlamingFerret, being responsible and missions, being lazy and mooching, being a jerk and stealing--
1st person sample:
[ It's like any other day in the arrivals. There is another defiant refugee, sitting down with her arms folded across her chest, facing a rather ill tempered Vogon. This will not be pretty. ]
Bowling. Bowling. It wasn't war, or whatever the hell Akatsuki is planning, or even a ninja at all that killed everything. But bowling? Do I look retarded to you? You're trying to tell me that my entire world was destroyed by some idiot alien who couldn't go to some-- some space bowling alley and-- ugh!
This doesn't even make sense! What are you?! I refuse to believe these stupid--
[ At this point, Karin is very visibly... distraught. So distraught that she is climbing over the desk and aiming for the Vogon's neck. If... that is a... neck??? THE POINT IS she is unhappy. But before security can arrive, she is actually calming herself down; something in the paperwork seems to have caught her attention. ]
Ninjas are eligible for at least one free massage?
[ Pause. ]
Eeehhh, well that's a start.
3rd person sample:
Even with a population so vast, it didn't take Karin too long in order to track down Sasuke's chakra. Although she was initially surprised at the high power levels of a lot of the individuals on the ship, but she didn't linger too much on that; she could investigate further after she completed her mission, which was much more important at the moment.
Oh, no, it did not take her too long to find his room either. Even without her sensor abilities, the room listings were rather useful. A couple of the names on it did make her life a brow (Itachi? Not the Itachi?) but once again: Something to look into at a later time. She found the name she wanted and continued on her way.
Actually breaking into his room was rather easy as well. Being a ninja had its advantages, after all, and one of them was being able to do smooth James Bond break-ins. So after locating his specific room, Karin immediately began to shift through the contents that were inside. Primarily in order to locate her leader, of course. There were definitely no ulterior motives here. None at all.
One thing did catch her attention however. There was a nonhuman presence in the room-- under the bed, to be exact. Confused as to why there would be an animal in Sasuke's room of all places, she bent down to get a better loOH GOD THAT'S HER FACE AND IT IS SCRATCHING IT AND IS THAT BLOOD.
What did take long was explaining to Sasuke why she was lying on his floor with an angry ninja cat attached to her face.
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Character name: Karin
Fandom: Naruto
Timeline: Right before the attack on the Kage Summit
Age: 16
~*Magical*~ abilities and strengths:
Karin is a ninja! So I am going to assume that she can do the very basics of ninja jutsus, like using shuriken and cloning techniques. Assuming because we never actually see her do them, but only really retarded ninjas can't at the very least do that stuff. Obviously there are special cases but wtfever. But what's really important are her powers listed below!
Let's break this down. Ninjas use chakra (it's like a mix of physical and spiritual energy) in order to do ninja things. There are three types of jutsus: Ninjutsu (chakra-based and require hand seals), genjutsu (also chakra-based, only these are illusions and stuff), and taijutsu (physical, can use chakras but ultimately, you don't need it for this). Also there's Kekkei Genkai, but those are skills that are inherited rather than learned. Kairi primarily uses ninjutsu.
Kagura Shingan
She can track others via their chakra. Although others can normally do this, she is very good at it. Karin can use it from long distances, she can spot changes in chakra flow, tell how many people are in groups, find a specific person in a large group,and even tell their species. And all she has to do is concentrate to do it.
Vampire Healing
Okay so it's not actually called this. Basically, the injured person has to bite Karin and they suck in her chakra. Doing this heals their wounds, even extremely serious ones, and gives them more energy. The main drawback is that this can really only be used once a day cause it drains Karin of her own chakra.
Other
She can conceal her own chakra, which makes her undetectable from others who are... using chakra to track her. Drawback: She can't use her own chakra during this. She can also tell if someone is lying or not, can spot clones, and can tell if she, or anyone else, is in a genjutsu.
How would they use their abilities?:
Well considering that she is a girl in this series it means that she's not useful in a fight ha ha ha-- I mean what, who said that? Um, quite honestly? She will use them to help Sasuke. And that's it. Probably to help herself too if she ever needs it but... Mostly FOR SASUKEEEE.
Appearance:
So Karin is a girl who is around 5'3'' and weighs around 101 pounds! She has red hair and eyes, even though it goddamn looks fuchsia. Her hair goes juuust past her shoulders, and is pretty weird cause on the left it's straight while on the right it looks as if it underwent a Square Enix hero makeover. It's spiky, is what I'm saying. She also wears brownish glasses. Clothing-wise, she wears a high necked, long sleeved purple shirt that... zips up. But it shows her tummy. She also wears black shorts, and black thigh high stocking things that lead down to ninja shoes. Also sometimes she has a long black cloak, or another long black cloak with red cloud things that is the Akatsuki uniform. This is a very accurate description shut up.
MOST IMPORTANTLY is the fact that her clothes are designed to cleverly conceal the fact that like almost her entire body is covered in bite marks. Look at this shit.
Background:
Ninjas! They lurk in the night, wearing all black, and can kill you before you even bliOKAY right this is Naruto. Let's start over. In a faraway land of some... world, countries are protected by ninja villages. While they are normally warring with each other because that's just what countries do, everyone is at "peace" in the present. Please note how that is in quotations. Anyway, this story starts out in the Land of Fire, which is home to the ninja village of Konohagakure (more commonly known as Konoha). The main character is a kid named Naruto Uzumaki, who has no parents and everyone hates him. His dream is to become the Hokage (the ninja leader) so that people can respect him! Also it turns out that everyone hates him because he the host of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox, a beast that almost destroyed the village in the past. To put that more simply: They hate him even though if it wasn't for him they would all most likely be dead right now. Ninja logic!
Anyway, the story pretty much follows Naruto as he becomes a ninja. Ninjas usually work in teams of four, and his consisted of Kakashi Hataka, Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha (who is very important for this app). They all have various ninjas adventures, and somehow go from just a bickering group that hates each other to generally caring about one another and having a rather sweet bond. Considering that this bond happened relatively early in the series, that basically clues you in on the fact that it won't last! Shounen manga logic!
So this is pretty much where our story starts for this app. No, Karin doesn't show up yet, but this is very important backstory. See, in ninja world there are ninja ranks! And as of now, our heroes (besides Kakashi of course) are of the lowest ninja rank. In order to proceed to the next, Chuunin, they must pass an exam! Luckily for them, Konoha is hosting it, and many other ninjas from different villages show up to participate. While there's all important I guess, the ones who really matter for this app are the Sound ninjas. These Sound ninjas sort of kind of have a secret agenda. And by sort of kinda, I mean they want to kidnap Sasuke so that their leader, Orochimaru, can touch him inappropriately. Oh, and so Orochimaru can steal his body because that is how he can be immortal: Changing bodies when his current one starts to suck. But mostly the touch inappropriately thing. They also have some help from the Sand ninjas, but they get better. Of course though, the good guys would never let such an evil guy get away wi-- oh, no. They interrupt the Chuunin exam, kill the Hokage, and manage to put the Cursed Seal on Sasuke. It's exactly as nice as it sounds.
Fast forward through various ninja training montages! Sasuke's brother, Itachi, shows up. I HEARD YOU LIKE BACKSTORIES SO I PUT A BACKSTORY IN YOUR BACKSTORY SO YOU CAN BE INFORMED WHILE BEING INFORMED. Basically Itachi killed off the entire Uchiha clan except for Sasuke, so now Sasuke's life pretty much revolves around killing his oniisan. So Itachi, who is a member of Akatsuki, is around and Sasuke automatically assumes it's for him. LOLOL SIT DOWN SASUKE AND LET THE GROWNUPS TALK. Itachi is only interested in Naruto because Akatsuki is collecting Tailed Beasts hosts. After getting the crap beaten out of him and such, Sasuke finally gives and leaves Konoha to join Orochimaru. Two year time skip!! Then more stuff happens, but the most important thing is the fact that Sasuke eventually "kills" Orochimaru. Please note how that is in quotations.
See, now this is where Karin comes in. After four paragraphs of background. Now that Sasuke got what he wanted from Orochimaru, he could concentrate on his main objective: Kill the hell out of Itachi. So for this, he needed a team! No, not Team 7, that is too good to be true. First he picks up a Mist ninja named Suigetsu whose skills are all... watery. Also he likes big swords. Next on the list: Karin. MORE BACKSTORY only this actually involves Karin. She and Sasuke actually met once before, during the Chuunin exam. She was attacked by a bear, and Sasuke came and saved her. This is obviously the reason she likes him, although in all honesty the real reason will be explained later in this app and is quite hilarious. Karin is a Grass ninja which is... somehow different from Leaf?? Kishimoto are you even trying??? ANYWAY her village was completely destroyed in a war, and she was the only survivor. Because playing orphans is fun apparently. So Orochimaru finds her, and is all HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD RIGHT NOW?? And Karin is just LOL I SENSED THEM COMING. So he took her in and put her in charge of one of his prisons.
So Sasuke and Suigetsu stroll over to said prison in order to recruit Karin. She, at first, isn't too happy about them showing up-- unlike the others, Karin actually was loyal to Orochimaru. I assume it was out of gratitude from him taking her in, but I will just say it's because everyone in this series is dumb. Suigetsu has apparently come across Karin in the past, since he points this fact out to Sasuke, and even says that her attitude in general is bad. At first she says that she isn't interested, but then she agrees to talk to Sasuke. He orders Suigetsu to free all the prisoners (which Karin objects) and the two of them head to a room together. Annnnd that is where Karin does a complete 180 and locks herself in the room with him while saying that she'll go with him, and that they should leave Suigetsu behind. And then she attempts to. Seduce him. No seriously, she takes her glasses off and flutters some bedroom eyes at him and is about to strip off their clothes to have hot rapist on avenger sex when Suigetsu busts into the room. He is clearly annoyed at being locked out, and tells Sasuke that since Karin isn't interested they should just leave. Karin interjects that she wasn't interested in joining, but she was heading off in the same direction they were anyway so she might as well go along. Sasuke has no idea what is going on but just rolls with it.
Next on the list is Juugo who had gone to Pedomaru on his own accord as well. Although in his case it wasn't loyalty, but uh. He has a sort of problem in which he goes on murderous rampages that he can't control. It's from his blood that the Cursed Seal was created from actually. The trio head to the north hideout in order to find him, with Karin explaining his condition along the way. Once there, Suigetsu is KARIN USE YOUR SHITTY TECHNIQUE ALREADY GOD!!! And Karin is FINE IT'S THAT WAY!!! And then once he went off, Karin proves once again she is a sneaky bitch and grabs Sasuke to head the opposite direction. Sasuke's reaction: I CAN WALK BY MYSELF! :< After reaching and opening Juugo's cell, he immediately attacks Sasuke. They fight for a little bit and Sasuke is just MAKE LOVE NOT WAR and then Suigetsu interrupts with FUCK LOVE MAKE WAR and attacks Juugo. Meanwhile Karin is just I HOPE THEY KILL EACH OTHER :))) and as you can see Sasuke chose great teammates. And then Sasuke is badass. Karin fangirls.
Anyway, Juugo comes back to his senses and freaks out because he doesn't want to kill people. Sasuke says that he'll stop Juugo whenever he goes on a rampage, and after some talking, he agrees to go. After finally having the three of them, Sasuke tells them that his plan is to kill Itachi, and he wants them to help. And so, they all join the group called Hebi for various reasons. Karin's are, simply, to be with Sasuke.
Their first operation as a team is to get equipped! So they head over to some acquaintances of the Uchiha clan! Cats!! Ninja cats. This manga is so serious. Sasuke even brought them catnip because apparently he... carries catnip around??? Anyway they buy stuff from the head cat and set off. Their journey includes Karin trying to assert herself on Sasuke a lot and he's just HERP DERP MISSION FIRST. They all go around trying to find information (which is hilarious because Naruto's group and Akatsuki are on the move too). Even more hilarious is the fact that Karin and Sakura walk right by each other in a town. Also, Naruto's group finds out that Badtouchmaru isn't really dead, but he sort of combined with one of his followers, Kabuto. Surprise?! Meanwhile, Sasuke fights "Tobi" and Deidara who are members of Akatsuki. After Sasuke "defeats" Deidara, they all regroup. Please note how that is in quotations. They go to a safe place immediately afterward so Sasuke can rest, and Juugo informs them that apparently Akatsuki is looking for people with special chakras (aka the Tailed Beasts hosts).
So, Sasuke is recovering! They send Karin out on errands, and while doing so she secretly plans on knocking the guys out so she can rape Sasuke. Disclaimer: Do not attempt this because you will probably get arrested. And by probably I mean you will. But before she can get back to the others to put her plot in motion, she senses that a large group of ninjas are approaching them! After telling Team Sasuke what's up, they decide that it's the Leaf ninjas and not Akatsuki, and thus not worth their time. But considering that Team Naruto has Kiba who is a great tracker, Karin realizes that the only way to get away would be to fool his nose. Luckily, she has Sasuke's old, sweaty clothes stashed away for such an occasion!! Disclaimer: Don't do this either. Thanks to this awesome and extremely creepy plan, they manage to lose them and Sasuke gets to have a super kawaii and happy reunion with Itachi!!!! Just kidding it's not really him, but a clone that tells him to go see him to fiiiiight. So after that they're on the move again, run into a Naruto clone and proceed to tell the Naruto clone to MOOOOOOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY.
Then the long awaited SASUKE VS ITACHI fight happens. Of course the rest of Hebi was told to sit down and let the grownups talk during this, so we don't see Karin. Hilariously almost the entire fight can be summarized as:
"I KILLED YOU!"
"NO THAT WAS JUST AN ILLUSION!"
"OH SHIT!"
"AHA I HAVE THE UPPER HAND NOW!"
"NO YOU DON'T THAT WAS AN ILLUSION!"
"FUCKSICLES!"
While that is happening, Itachi pretty much tells Sasuke that the Uchiha clan really needed better hobbies cause leveling up for them consists of stealing each other's eyes and becoming blind. Although the best part is the revelation that Itachi was a good guy all along, and everything he did was for the benefit of the Leaf village and Sasuke. Yes, Sasuke, all that traumatic scarring was for your own good. Sibling logic!
Okay so! The real leader of Akatsuki turns out to be Madara who is like. The first Uchiha and is the reason that bad stuff happens and he is basically the main villain of the series besides Sasuke of course because if this series does not end on a SASUKE VS NARUTO note I will eat my PS3. So Hebi's name is changed to Taka! And instead of wanting to kill Itachi, their goal is now to destroy Konoha for being mean to him. Which is the exact opposite of what Itachi wanted, but whatever. They partner up with Akatsuki, and join in the hunt for the Tailed Beast hosts.
... Which is what leads them to Killer Bee. He is a host and he raps and is kind of awesome. Anyway he easily beats Juugo, and then Sasuke enters the ring. They make fun of Killer Bee's bad rapping, and then Sasuke and him fight. It soon turns out that Killer Bee is going to beat the shit out of Sasuke, so the group interrupts and Karin pulls him away to safety. She then tells him to bite her, and thus we are introduced to ~*~VAMPIRE HEALING~*~ once again, not the actual name of the technique and Karin makes aroused noises. After he's all healed up, the group pretty much plays a game of cat and mouth with Bee, and then he beats the shit out of Sasuke AGAIN. Before Karin can heal him, Juugo does so and... shrinks temporarily because of it. I don't even know what kind of logic this is anymore.
Suigetsu tries to be the diversion while they escape, although in the end he gets fucked over as well. So now everyone is exhausted, and Sasuke is briefly reminded of Team 7 because of all the effort Taka put into saving him. Anyway Sasuke levels up, gets a new jutsu, and accidentally sets Karin on fire but it's okay, he puts it out. AND THEY FINALLY "CAPTURE" KILLER BEE GODDAMN. Please note how that is in quotations.
Insert Akatsuki attacking and pretty much destroying Konoha here. Elsewhere, Suigetsu and Karin are having their usual bitch fights and it is revealed that Sasuke is losing his vision!! Madara later bitches Sasuke out because apparently Killer Bee escaped. Also because he's a dick. Danzo, a guy who hates the Uchiha and is partly the reason why right now there's only two members of it alive, is made Hokage while the current one, Tsunade, is out of commission. Danzo is headed off to the Iron country because there is a Kage Summit happening! Which means that Taka is also headed there in order to murder Danzo yay. And that is where I am taking Karin from because right after that she gets shanked by Sasuke. So. Right.
Personality:
KARIN IS A TSUNDERE EXCEPT EVERYONE ELSE GETS THE TSUN AND SASUKE GETS THE DERE THE END. Okay, seriously.
Karin's aggressive, intelligent, and can easily think on her feet! She kind of has to be, considering she was in charge of a prison, after all. This shows that she's good at controlling, and she can take charge when the situation calls for it. In the anime, she even has prisoners killed because they bad talk Orochimaru! Basically she knows what to do in order to get things done! Whether those things involve ditching pursuers or attempting to ravish an unconscious Sasuke. Normally, she's pretty cool and collected except it's very easy to push her buttons. It's extremely easy to piss her off, like disagreeing with her or flirting with Sasuke or being Suigetsu-- she just has a short temper. She also gets flustered easily-- and no, not for the reasons people usually get embarrassed about. When people call her out on things she blushes like crazy, and gets loud and starts stuttering denials. Most of the things she denies is the fact that she is a giant pervert. Considering how many time she has tried to rape Sasuke in her appearance, this is somewhat obvious. So, yeah, she has a dirty mind and she does not hide it well. She just pretends that she does.
So for the most part people tend to see her ~*~tough and in control~*~ side until they hit a nerve and either piss her off/discover she is perverted. Then she will enter the tsun mode. Sasuke gets the flirty side of her where she attempts to disrobe him a lot.
Her fixation over Sasuke is a major character trait of hers. But! Hilariously what she's really attracted to is his chakra. Apparently having a lot of it is what turns her on insert penis jokes here. And even though she gets really creepy over him, it is important to note that she is not stupid with this. Later on when he GODDAMN STABS HER she pretty much goes "oh fuck you Sasuke I'm out" sooo yes. She knows when to stop, really. It's implied that she even becomes attracted to Naruto because of his chakra, but we don't see much of that yet and once again I am taking her from before that happens so.
Randomly apparently she has a thing for perfumes too. She also seems to be a rather good actress-- or at the very least, she's good at fake crying.
Why should that character be in this game: DERPIN'
Why do you want to continue their history here: STILL DERPIN'
For applicants considering an alternate version of a character already in game, please use this as your chance to explain the key differences between your character and the one already in play: DERPIN' LIKE A BOSS
Have you read up on how the game works?: FlamingFerret, being responsible and missions, being lazy and mooching, being a jerk and stealing--
1st person sample:
[ It's like any other day in the arrivals. There is another defiant refugee, sitting down with her arms folded across her chest, facing a rather ill tempered Vogon. This will not be pretty. ]
Bowling. Bowling. It wasn't war, or whatever the hell Akatsuki is planning, or even a ninja at all that killed everything. But bowling? Do I look retarded to you? You're trying to tell me that my entire world was destroyed by some idiot alien who couldn't go to some-- some space bowling alley and-- ugh!
This doesn't even make sense! What are you?! I refuse to believe these stupid--
[ At this point, Karin is very visibly... distraught. So distraught that she is climbing over the desk and aiming for the Vogon's neck. If... that is a... neck??? THE POINT IS she is unhappy. But before security can arrive, she is actually calming herself down; something in the paperwork seems to have caught her attention. ]
Ninjas are eligible for at least one free massage?
[ Pause. ]
Eeehhh, well that's a start.
3rd person sample:
Even with a population so vast, it didn't take Karin too long in order to track down Sasuke's chakra. Although she was initially surprised at the high power levels of a lot of the individuals on the ship, but she didn't linger too much on that; she could investigate further after she completed her mission, which was much more important at the moment.
Oh, no, it did not take her too long to find his room either. Even without her sensor abilities, the room listings were rather useful. A couple of the names on it did make her life a brow (Itachi? Not the Itachi?) but once again: Something to look into at a later time. She found the name she wanted and continued on her way.
Actually breaking into his room was rather easy as well. Being a ninja had its advantages, after all, and one of them was being able to do smooth James Bond break-ins. So after locating his specific room, Karin immediately began to shift through the contents that were inside. Primarily in order to locate her leader, of course. There were definitely no ulterior motives here. None at all.
One thing did catch her attention however. There was a nonhuman presence in the room-- under the bed, to be exact. Confused as to why there would be an animal in Sasuke's room of all places, she bent down to get a better loOH GOD THAT'S HER FACE AND IT IS SCRATCHING IT AND IS THAT BLOOD.
What did take long was explaining to Sasuke why she was lying on his floor with an angry ninja cat attached to her face.
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