Quotes of the Day...9-8-08
A couple quotes today, from the comments section of a blog I read called The legal Satyricon: Subject - Fianally...a Sarah Palin Post
#1: marcorandazza Says:
September 5, 2008 at 10:12 am
"Why would I be cool with that? Just because I think she’s hot and I agree with some of her views doesn’t mean that I would necessarily vote for her. The more I learn about her, the more she reminds me of my wife, hot, a little crazy, and unqualified to be Vice President."
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#2: AGhostInTheSnow Says:
September 5, 2008 at 7:30 pm
"Things wrong with republican (I refuse to capitalize any letter in that word) VP candidate Sarah Palin - Day 2/Reason 2:
She lied to me about the magic power of lipstick.
Palin looked on at a sea of whooping delegates and, taking note of “Hockey Moms 4 Palin” signs, joked that “the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull” is “lipstick.”
In order to fact check this little ditty, I walked around my neighborhood with a particularly juicy shade of lipstick in my right hand, aptly named “Symphonic Slut.” I grabbed the first pit bull I saw with my left hand and attempted to wrestle it to the ground. After a 3 or 4 minute epic battle, I wore the pit out and proceeded to apply the aforementioned lipstick. Guess what happened next… jack shit.
Needless to say, I discovered that there are many more differences between pit bulls and hockey moms, than just lipstick. For instance, I highly doubt a hockey mom would bite me in the face and pee on me, after I attempted to take her to the pavement…
- Zac “I can hit harder than your middle school honor student” Papantoniou"
#1: marcorandazza Says:
September 5, 2008 at 10:12 am
"Why would I be cool with that? Just because I think she’s hot and I agree with some of her views doesn’t mean that I would necessarily vote for her. The more I learn about her, the more she reminds me of my wife, hot, a little crazy, and unqualified to be Vice President."
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WARNING...DO NOT DRINK WHILE READING THE NEXT QUOTE
#2: AGhostInTheSnow Says:
September 5, 2008 at 7:30 pm
"Things wrong with republican (I refuse to capitalize any letter in that word) VP candidate Sarah Palin - Day 2/Reason 2:
She lied to me about the magic power of lipstick.
Palin looked on at a sea of whooping delegates and, taking note of “Hockey Moms 4 Palin” signs, joked that “the only difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull” is “lipstick.”
In order to fact check this little ditty, I walked around my neighborhood with a particularly juicy shade of lipstick in my right hand, aptly named “Symphonic Slut.” I grabbed the first pit bull I saw with my left hand and attempted to wrestle it to the ground. After a 3 or 4 minute epic battle, I wore the pit out and proceeded to apply the aforementioned lipstick. Guess what happened next… jack shit.
Needless to say, I discovered that there are many more differences between pit bulls and hockey moms, than just lipstick. For instance, I highly doubt a hockey mom would bite me in the face and pee on me, after I attempted to take her to the pavement…
- Zac “I can hit harder than your middle school honor student” Papantoniou"