my band
Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores Stats
Formed:
8th March 2006
Split:
18th February 2014
Best Album:
'Advisor Chortles Yucch Dopiest Barnacle Burners' 6/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Nonarts Harbors Homosex Barbel Oftener' 9/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 13th November 2007.)
Records Sold:
2,815,845 in total (1,058,714 albums, 1,757,131 singles).
Reputation:
NME band
Groupies:
wowieann has some serious hygeine issues. Firstly their fingernails are as black as night. Secondly they smell like the combination of an open sewer and a variety of diseased zoo animals. anubis47988 is strangely fixated with wowieann.
Otherbearkatkitten spent most of 2007 hiding from angry fan's who earnestly threatened to capture Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores's founder and beat them around the head with a wet fish.
Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores Member Profiles
amolthia
Without amolthia, Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores would be a very different band. It is safe to say that amolthia's vision and charisma shaped the band during their most vital periods.
_envy_
In a poll on the official Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores website Turbo Slut and Prestige Whoresonline.com _envy_ was voted in the top 20 guitarists
of 2007.
anubis47988
anubis47988 is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However anubis47988 spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.
rizzella
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Turbo Slut and Prestige Whores's drummer rizzella in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
madtexan
madtexan is an egotistical cunt and is nowhere near as good as they believe they are. They should be brought back to earth with a swift kick to the gonads.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
97
Given Perkier Lauds Barde
Apr 2006
N/A
Miry Shedable Impings Tomb Tangly
Jun 2006
N/A
Tills Corniche Beds
Jul 2006
N/A
Marten Diabase Levanted Shrapnel Unhoods Bolshies
Sep 2006
N/A
Aflame Tigress Nurser Carafe Cycloid
Oct 2007
83
Nonarts Harbors Homosex Barbel Oftener
Nov 2007
37
Indiums Lofters Peskier Disclike Ale
Jan 2008
26
Cajole
Apr 2009
23
Skeleton Critics Ambrosia Gasbag
Apr 2009
19
Laxness Seduces Avocado Collard Passado Mulcted
Jul 2009
10
Trudged Cadgers
Jul 2009
4
Nakeder Laicize Saprobic Swigger
Jan 2011
1
Hangbird
Mar 2011
4
Gudgeons Savants Gin Develing Zibeline Outlaugh
May 2011
2
Rivieras Achieve Seders Voling
Jun 2011
1
Diabetes Disseize Yearlies Resecure Rideable Flinging
Apr 2012
2
Intitled Saloon
Jun 2012
1
Chillily
Aug 2012
1
Scalps Unco Steeping Bluff Hatches
Oct 2012
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
68
Stiller Bedwarf
Mar 2006
N/A
Reckless Unsnarl
Sep 2007
29
Keyword Galletas Truebred Cocas Heister
Feb 2009
N/A
Advisor Chortles Yucch Dopiest Barnacle Burners
Dec 2010
2
Postings Histamin Foams Occupier
Mar 2012
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