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Aug 10, 2008 17:56

stolen from derogatory



1. We used to be really bitchy about stuff like hipsters? But we knew we were the ones trying the hardest, right? I mean, that's how I see it nowadays. I think from the rare posts you make that you are a lot happier now and that you've found I guess like, a place for you. PS I'm sorry I sent you pubes in the mail.

2. OH MY GOD, I used to love you and now I have all this love for you like bottled up in my memories and I want to spew it all out again but it's been so fucking long. For real! And I don't even know what you're up to, and even if yuo never post, when you do I try to read but I always feel like I will not understand even if I try. Most of the times I try, I don't. Either way, you are wonderful. Like, seriously wonderful, if I ever go in a trip to the US I will definitely call you up (i'll send you an e-mail first).

3. Why do I have you friended. I think your userinfo is AMAZING. I think I friended you because I didn't want to be left out, even though I didn't do anything to fit in. I had to click on your username to see why I had in the first place, and now I remember. It still was to not feel left out.

4. I don't even know why I thought you would be interesting, I think I'm defriending you after this meme.

5. I can't pretend this one isn't a community, alright. 2nd best place ever.

6. WHERE ARE YOU. WHY DO I STILL HAVE YOU FRIENDED. I REALLY HOPE YOU ARE HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE, SINCERELY.

7. Omggg a recent comment exchange we had recently made me want to say this, because i think it's got a bit awkward: My name is not really 'Theo'.
Don't worry it's in h1 just so even the people skimming this will read it, since it's not directly towards you. You're great, awesome, fantastic, your friends are great, you are the best ever. Seriously. Also I think I love the way you write? I recently thought about how similar the stuff I write in Spanish sounds to the stuff I've read from you that isn't fic.

8. HEY, I barely know you, right, but your fanart is awesome. And your fic. And I think you're pretty awesome all around, so is it okay if I don't defriend you but we still don't talk too often? You're awesome.

9. You're a good person. You are. I think you take stuff too seriously, though? And I also think you don't even care about me anymore, and idk if you ever did. This meme is seriously making me want to cut my flist, even though it'll mean having NO updates on my flist in months.

10. Hey, do you still use this journal. Why did you even move out. Idk, I'll ask in your real number.

11. How awesome is it that you're married. Idk, I'm usually bored by the concept of marriage but yours I think is FUCKING A. You are reeeally awesome, and if you were single Y'd try to hit it.

12. Things have gone awkward, I don't know if this happens with me all the time, but I feel like all my past LJ friends are turning into people who chat with only their two closest friends and everyone else from two months ago seems like it's 'a weird dude from the past making awkward conversation'. You acentuate this in me, like, if I randomly ping you, I feel like your first reacting is going ot be "Oh, Theo.... awkward......". It sucks because I used to think you'd never be like that? PS I'm sorry I sent you pubes in the mail.

13. I SKIP READING SOME OF YOUR POSTS. But some are so awesome, I don't think I'll ever defriend you. I hope you don't defriend me though? That would suck, but I'd get it. Someone did that I and I was all like WTF and stuck witht hem on my flist, until I left them a comment and they were like "oh.... I forgot you existed... how are you doing honey?" HONEY? I learnt to let go.

14. I don't even know your name, I can't even tell you apart with the other one. I don't care. My flist was boring at the time, and I've known you from around for so fucking long that I thought why the fuck not, I should friend you. So sometimes I find your posts are awesome and I comment. I hope I don't sound like a creep.

15. Yeah I don't read your posts anymore. Like, at all. You are SUPER CUTE anyways, and I love that about you.

16. MAN I KNOW THIS ISN'T YOUR LJ BUT I WAS HOPING YOU'D WISE UP TO ME AND FRIEND ME BACK? R.I.P. OUR LOVE.

17. Can you believe it: when I stole all your firends (just kidding!) I didn't know you, and now, I know more about your life than I do about most of the others! It's insane. I think I decided I liked you when I read that Post Office AU RP Interactive Fic thing you guys did for that fandom I will not name in case anyone is too sensitive about me outing this comm or something. Your icons are awesome. Your posts are awesome. Your job is awesome. Your bf is awesome. You're awesome. PS your ex is hot (sorry).

18. Ugh, why did we think hacking LJs was SO FUCKING AWESOME? It's lmae, I have a bunch of really nerdy usernames I will never use, sitting on a list. Thanks for nothing. (I will never give them up, though)

19. I thought really hard about turning into you, for a while. I'm glad I didn't.

20. I thought I was so cool until I really really really met you. Until I saw your website I thouht I was awesome, until I saw your blog I thought I was okay, but you're the definition of cool awesome, and magnificent. If I ever go to the US (I know, I keep saying this) you're the person I would look forward to meeting the most. Seriously. I never talk to you but I'm always sttartruck whenever you post something, and I grab a link you posted and forward it to my entire contacts list and say "LOOK: AN AWESOME LINK I FOUND" bnecause explaining it came from you would be stupid. I really want to meet you, at least once.

21. I imagine you've become a character in Gossip Girl by now. That random post you made kind of confirms this theory.

22. Yeah, I'll defriend you.

23. I thought I had defriended you. You know, after I found out you'd defriended me. Oops?

24. I friended you because I wanted to have new LJs in my flist. I hope that's not too bad? I don't know your name, but I check your posts out every now and then.

25. What the fuck. I seriously had to click on your link to know who the fuck you were. Now that I remember, I can defriend you.

26. I'm scared of you. I had a thing with one of your BFFs and I think that kind of ruined our overall friendship? I was being an asshole to you guys because we'd ran out of assholes to be assholes to outside our group (it wasn't a group), and I think that contributed the most to the separation, too. Either way, I had some good times with you guys, and I remember them dearly.

27. GOSH. I don't even know where to begin. I love you. Remember when we used to peer pressure each other into writing fic. I loved that. I saw you doing that with someone else recently and I was so jealous, but in a healthy way. Like, I thought IF XXXX IS COERCING THEM TO WRITE FIC, THEN THEY MUST BE PRETTY AWESOME. They are. Just get over the fact that I made you feel bad once, please? I will never do that again. Ever. I think you're scared of my comments and that's partly why I don't comment to you a lot? Like, I want to be able to talk to you and joke like we used to joke. Now I feel like if I comment to you, your reply is going to be all "Okay........ *ducks*". I'm not setting you up to a major smackdown or anything, dude, I love you, I am sincere, I am your Uruguayan friend dammit. PS I'm sorry I sent you pubes in the mail.

28. ASGAINGAOISN You're the only person who knew anything about my country before I friended them. You are really great and mousy and cute and jussssst fantastic. u r awesome lets be frnds 4eae.

29. Ugh, I don't know what to say. I mean, you're cool and funny and a good person, but you whine a lot. Like, you wouldn't know from how little active you are, but if you look at your LJ, most of your recent posts sound so fucking depressing even when they aren't! I know you aren't around here a lot anymore, and your blog is much happier, but think about what everyone who you left behind here feels like when you come back only to be a dick. I'm just saying.

30. Defriending.

31. FACT: YOUR FIC IS AWESOME. FACT: I ONLY FRIENDED YOU FOR THAT. FACT: YOU ARE AWESOME EVEN WHEN YOU DON'T WRITE FIC.

32. One day you and I will be one. Until that day.

33. Where are you. You show up and butt out of the internet so frequently, I find myself missing you even when you are around. You are great, I know I said I'd expect to meet #20 the most if I ever went to the US but you are the strongest runner up. I want to like, take you away from your boring life and move in with you for like two or three years. Let's just do more awesome stuff together.

34. HEY HEY. You rock, you like the fandoms I like and nobody else likes, so I keep you around just in case you post something really awesome about them and I can squeeeeeeeee. I don't squee in comments, though.

35. Hey, why did you move to this account? I know I read it in the first post, but I don't remember. Is it ok if I defriend your old one? Anyway, I think I underestimated you when we met. We were RPing and you took up one of the characters I love the most and did something I would NEVER do. I was pretty pissed off. But other than that I thought you were okay, and that you posted a lot. All of a sudden all my friends love you. And I'm like, really? Really really? And I see you practically everywhere in comments and RPs and comms and well, you know what, you like a lot of the same stuff I like, you're pretty awesome at your age and if my friends approve of you then that should be enough. I'm really sad I missed a lot of chances of interacting with you when I find things in like MUN journals and stuff and go all starry eyed. I don't know if I've said anything nice in this, but here goes: you rock and you deserve greatness.

36. You, I don't know why I kept on my flist after the RP ended? You seem nice but I'm sort of not interested? I'm scared I'll regret defriending you so I don't.

37. Read #14.

38. I thought you'd wise up and friend me back. You didn't. Bye bye.

39. I friended you because somebody told me you'de be interesting, but you never post. I'll sit it out for you, though.

40. I don't know why you left this journal, and I don't know why I wanted to hang on to it so badly, so bye.

41. Hey hey hey hey. Guess what. I found your music once. I uh. I don't know where it is now, but I know it's somewhere around my pc. Should I send it to you.

42. I friended you for the lulz.

43. HEY you seem like you're a lot quieter nowadays, like, more centered. I like that. You're great, and I love the little pranks that you pull on your friends every now and then. We talñked recently and it felt good. You're great, good luck climbing up the corporate ladder. For some reaon I imagine one day I'll turn on CNN and you'll be there, and it will make NO SENSE. I'll be the only one who knows you've fooled them all.

44. I LOVE/MISS YOU. You are great, you sent me one of the best presents in my life ever. Seriously, and this is going to be so obvious, my all time hero is Graham Chapman thanks to that gift. I love everything you talk about and the way you say it, I love the way you write, I love how you don't bitch about stuff that isn't worth it but when you do bitch it's totally worth listening to you. You're great and I will never ever defriend you. I love youuu, let's hang out more.

45. Do you use this account?????? I will not defriend.

46. Okay, this is the best place ever. I will never defriend this comm because it is the best thing that has ever happened to my internet life. It is my #1 place on the internet to be. It's inactive and I wasn't there when it began, but I don't care. Every time I look at the username I think GOOD TIMES and get nostalgic. You guys are great ilu all the most, 4real. I'm sorry I didn't refriend you that time, I regret it so badly.

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