Being judged is my favourite thing to do.

Aug 23, 2006 14:48

I told a coupla girls from work last night that I invited a girl I met on the internet over to watch a movie.

They asked how it went, and I told them that it was fine, but I wasn't attracted to her and I don't think I will be pursuing anything with this girl.

When asked what it was about her that I wasn't attracted to, I told them: "I thought she was ugly."

OMG KY, I CAN'T LOOK AT YOU THE SAME WAY ANYMORE.

So how about this? From now on, I'm going to date any girl that is interested in me, whether they are pretty or not. So when they want to go out - shopping, to the club, to the movies, or whatever - I'm going to make up a bunch of excuses as to why I don't want to go so I don't have to worry about PDAs n'shit. Our sex live is also going to suck, because I'm not going to want to fuck her.

I'm so fucking sorry, ladies. I don't give a fuck if you think that I'm shallow for not wanting to date someone I don't find attractive.

Remember back in pre-school when you were trying to fit the square block into the round hole? If it doesn't fit, it doesn't fucking fit. Same logic here.

I'm not saying I think I'm the most attractive guy, or the most interesting, or the most successful, or the best lover, but none of that means I should have to settle on any random Jane with an above-par personality.

Me not dating you because I don't find you attractive doesn't mean you aren't going to find someone that'll love you to your core. You'll just meet them on another day.
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