POP QUIZ, BITCHES.
When awakened at 3:07 a.m. by the sound of a helicopter buzzing your building and the light from the search-light-y thing at the front momentarily illuminating your apartment, your groggy brain immediately produces which of the following thoughts:
A. Oh look, it's LifeFlight, rushing an injured person to the hospital two blocks away.
B. OHMYGOD THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME GET DOWN GET DOWN GET DOWN BUT OHMYGOD WHAT IF THERE ARE GUYS COMING UP THE STAIRS, TOO???
I think I need to stop watching cop shows.
A. Oh look, it's LifeFlight, rushing an injured person to the hospital two blocks away.
B. OHMYGOD THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL ME GET DOWN GET DOWN GET DOWN BUT OHMYGOD WHAT IF THERE ARE GUYS COMING UP THE STAIRS, TOO???
I think I need to stop watching cop shows.