Jun 28, 2005 21:19
Empire.
ABC, 9 p.m. Limited run sword'n'sandal series starting tonight -- for a miniseries, the cinematography is awesome, Octavius is a perfectly whiny bitch, Caesar is brilliantly cast, and despite the "Look! Octavius and Tyrannus like WOMEN! With GIRLY BITS!" being thrown at us, I am anticipating an overwhelming dose of hoyay in a little less than an hour.
Or, more simply: Sweaty, Attractive Men. No Pants. There is no bad.
(eee! Caesar is so awesome! And so doomed! Loff!)