Be vewwy, vewwy quiet! We have to protect swmbo from Billy/Orlando!
A completely innocent AIM conversation. No one should get any ideas from this. Just sayin'.
bear: silly wino being ornery? ;-)
bear: ah!
bear: I left out the M!
swmbo: i need the M !!! swbo has no PANACHE !!! assign me an M !!!
bear: silly wino molesting billy/orlando?
swmbo: dude. if you put that in the wrong place i'm gonna get SLAUGHTERED
swmbo: wait, it wasn't dom
swmbo: i should be ok
swmbo: all the girls are crushing on dom
bear: ::cackling::
swmbo: you know i'm right!
swmbo: circe_tigana, annakovsky and flowery_twat are all dom fanatics
swmbo: and i think fitofpique is too
bear: And where, oh where, would a "wrong place" be? I need to know so I wouldn't make the mistake of posting it there. I just have your best interests at heart! I swear!
swmbo: *giggles*
swmbo: probably anywhere that circe_tigana could see it and tattle on me
bear: So ... my journal would be a bad place, huh? Probably shouldn't say anything there, then.
swmbo: *sulks*
bear: silly wino being ornery? ;-)
bear: ah!
bear: I left out the M!
swmbo: i need the M !!! swbo has no PANACHE !!! assign me an M !!!
bear: silly wino molesting billy/orlando?
swmbo: dude. if you put that in the wrong place i'm gonna get SLAUGHTERED
swmbo: wait, it wasn't dom
swmbo: i should be ok
swmbo: all the girls are crushing on dom
bear: ::cackling::
swmbo: you know i'm right!
swmbo: circe_tigana, annakovsky and flowery_twat are all dom fanatics
swmbo: and i think fitofpique is too
bear: And where, oh where, would a "wrong place" be? I need to know so I wouldn't make the mistake of posting it there. I just have your best interests at heart! I swear!
swmbo: *giggles*
swmbo: probably anywhere that circe_tigana could see it and tattle on me
bear: So ... my journal would be a bad place, huh? Probably shouldn't say anything there, then.
swmbo: *sulks*