Boo-Boos of the Week...

Mar 06, 2006 21:49

Sooooooooooooo!!!!! I now officially have a new update! *Ahem*...*Fanfare Plays*...Drum roll please!!!! Presenting---BOO-BOOS of the week!!!!! And, boy, do I have plenty....let's see and the count of the week? Let's take a look-see:
-I have a bruise the size of an egg..that resembles a purplish eggplant color on my shin....this was attained due to the fact...that I thought I could pull an Indiana Jones and jump from one side of the pool deck to the other...didn't seem that far....needless to say..this ended up with me half in and half out of the pool...with shin landing on pool deck....~sigh~
-I have a minor burn on my palm....healing now...it's only greenish red...compared to the fiery hot pepper red on Friday...this too due to the pool...while trying to scramble my way on to the deck...pool deck burn! HAH! New word!
-One more bruise on my wrist...a little tender and colored..but a-ok...this was from the same reasons above....
-Minor scratches here and there...nothing Bean can't handle with a little TLC and Neosporin....
-Then the big one? I rolled my ankle three times today...let's see how I did...*scratches head*:
1. I tripped over a big ol' cardboard box while trying to get something in the backroom...first time
2. Running down the hallway from bathroom to classroom...rolled it...a teacher saw me fall and didn't even bother to help me up too...great....wonderful.... second time....
3. Tried  to do one of my jigs...while singing "The Famer and the Dell"....needless to say...running circles caused a lapse in my equilibrium....and thus I rolled on my ankle...and nearly knocked one of my teacher's paintings...the good thing is that my friend caught the painting..but me? Nahhh....third time...

So now I'm nursing a swell on my ankle the size of a heffalump..... Oh and I just fell off my chair....just now...while checking on my printer....and pushing my rolly chair back...landed my tushie on the floor....What more can I ask for...how about---no, wait, nevermind, scratch that...Although my brother is begging for an airshoft rifle to shoot me with glee the pigeons on the roof...so let's see how that comes around his birthday...or...Christmas time. ~Sigh~....True sympathy will be greatly admired...but hey...I know you guys are probably having a great knee-slappin' time reading this...=D Night!
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