Dear Aunt Irma
Do you absolutely have to cause me quite this much physical pain? Also, I know that we both like chocolate but the amount of chocolate you want us to eat is just not sensible.
Also, I'm getting a bit worried about this appointment I have in January for the National Maternity Hospital (what a lovely place to find out whether I might be infertile or not. Seeing all those pregnant women and new babies won't upset me at all) because I've never actually been to a gynaecologist before. I'm kind of hoping it's a girl-nacologist because it's bad enough having to do the whole ~physical examination~ bit but if it's an affluent middle aged male doctor, I might die.
*sigh*
Also, I'm getting a bit worried about this appointment I have in January for the National Maternity Hospital (what a lovely place to find out whether I might be infertile or not. Seeing all those pregnant women and new babies won't upset me at all) because I've never actually been to a gynaecologist before. I'm kind of hoping it's a girl-nacologist because it's bad enough having to do the whole ~physical examination~ bit but if it's an affluent middle aged male doctor, I might die.
*sigh*