Something funny I read today
I'm reading a book about the differences between men and women. It's pretty funny. There's a point in the book where they are explaining why women go to the bathroom as a social thing and how men go to the bathroom and don't talk. Here's an excerpt that I found funny. LOL
"I was driving North on the Motorway when I pulled in at a rest stop to use the men's room. The first cubicle was occupied so I went into the second. I was barely sitting down when a voice from the other cubicle said, "Hi, how are you?" Like all men, I never start a conversation with a stranger or fraternize in men's rooms at a rest stop, and I still don't know what got into me, but I answered with an embarrassed "Not bad!" The other guys said, "So...what are you up to?" I was thinking, "This is bizarre" but, like a fool, I answered, "Same as you...just traveling North!" Then I heard the guy say nervously, "Listen...I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions!"
"I was driving North on the Motorway when I pulled in at a rest stop to use the men's room. The first cubicle was occupied so I went into the second. I was barely sitting down when a voice from the other cubicle said, "Hi, how are you?" Like all men, I never start a conversation with a stranger or fraternize in men's rooms at a rest stop, and I still don't know what got into me, but I answered with an embarrassed "Not bad!" The other guys said, "So...what are you up to?" I was thinking, "This is bizarre" but, like a fool, I answered, "Same as you...just traveling North!" Then I heard the guy say nervously, "Listen...I'll have to call you back, there's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering my questions!"