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beaniekins

50 Shades of Lame

Apr 29, 2012 19:01

Ok, first things first. I'm gonna talk about sex, ya'll. Specifically, the bestselling trilogy "50 Shades of Grey." I'm not going to get uber graphic or anything but if you are a parental unit or family member of mine, or just a friend who prefers we not discuss sexy books, bow out now. No harm, no foul, I'll see you at the next family dinner and ( Read more... )

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declawedkitty April 29 2012, 23:29:21 UTC

1. Your posts... so worth the wait every time.
2. I know of one woman who is over 21 (29!) who claims to have never masturbated still. If she weren't so tense
3. I do not know how to cut a pepper.
4. I can watch (and frequently quote) Lifetime movies all day long, I watch porn, but reading cheesy sex scenes makes me cringe. WHY?! I think maybe all the "down theres" and weird descriptions of bodily fluids gross me out every time. Also, at the risk of sounding less intelligent than I did by admitting #3 above, I sometimes have a really hard time visualizing what the hell is happening - I read an excerpt of 50 Shades and was very confused about a description that involved being tied up and flipped over. It sounded very uncomfortable.

declawedkitty April 29 2012, 23:30:09 UTC

Ooops:

Re 2.: If she weren't so tense and repressed, I probably wouldn't believe her.

beaniekins April 30 2012, 00:05:16 UTC

1. Aw, thank you! And ditto ( ... )

declawedkitty April 30 2012, 05:40:43 UTC

Haha, I think I will be skipping the book! Oh Lifetime, you never disappoint! I love that you guys had a game - when I worked for Brookstone, we had all kinds of games to pass the time. Guess it's a retail thing!

Maybe for me it's unexpected erotica, here I am just wanting some standard chick lit and now that main character's vagina juices have been described to me and it RUINS IT. I should try reading it FOR that to see if it makes a difference! Yeah, her orgasm was pretty magical in the excerpt I read. Lots of ramming! Sorry, this paragraph was unnecessarily vulgar.

beaniekins April 30 2012, 05:49:49 UTC

Hey, there's a disclaimer at the top! If my mom reads this, she can't blame anyone but herself!

It's funny that you don't mind SEEING bodily fluids in porn but reading about them squicks you out!

Oh, yes, the man was an orgasm delivering machine. On the night he deflowered her she had TWO orgasms. On her first time out! And that's why they call it FICTION!

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