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If I were a month, I'd be: April.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: the time I go to bed.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a manatee.
If I were a direction, I'd be: the right one.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: whatever you're sitting on at the moment.
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Martin Luther King Jr.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: tears.
If I were a tree, I'd be: a California redwood.
If I were a bird, I'd be: an ostrich.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a pair of pliers.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a monsoon.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: something not-evil from Harry Potter.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello.
If I were an animal, I'd be: an elephant.
If I were a color, I'd be: robin's egg blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: joy.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: white sweet corn.
If I were a sound, I'd be: thunder.
If I were an element, I'd be: argon.
If I were a car, I'd be: a VW van.
If I were a song, I'd be: the one you're singing in the shower.
If I were a movie, I'd be: rated PG-13.
If I were a book, I'd be: on the best-sellers list.
If I were a food, I'd be: sweet, succulent crab.
if I were a place, I'd be: right here.
If I were a material, I'd be: stretch denim.
If I were a taste, I'd be: orangy.
If I were a scent, I'd be: honeysuckle.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Christian.
If I were a word, I'd be: mellow.
If I were an object, I'd be: a stapler.
If I were a body part, I'd be: the ring finger.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: The Face.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: chemistry.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Captain Planet.
If I were a shape, I'd be: like a kite.
If I were a number, I'd be: 711
Hm, that was a satisfying debo.
I don't like him as much as I like him. But I don't like him as much as I like the ideal who quite possibly doesn't even exist except for in my mind. I'm so dumb. I hate wasting good lj space w/ my petty thoughts, but obviously not enough to stop doing so.
Darn this cold weather. My knuckles are so dry. They're like sand paper. [Just as a btw, I almost said "Good thing I don't have anyone to hold hands with." If I had, I would have (1)violated the no ending a sentence with a preposition rule (2)been even more overly whiney. That was a close call.] I keep picking at my cuticles because they're dry also.
Christmas is so close I can almost touch it.
Only two more days of reaching left.
What part of speech is left? This is a potential uh-oh situation.
To be like everyone else, I'll leave you all [aka, no one] w/ a Maroon 5 quote.
.It's not always rainbows and butterflies.Sara.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: the time I go to bed.
If I were a planet, I'd be: Earth
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a manatee.
If I were a direction, I'd be: the right one.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: whatever you're sitting on at the moment.
If I were a sin, I'd be: lust.
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: Martin Luther King Jr.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: tears.
If I were a tree, I'd be: a California redwood.
If I were a bird, I'd be: an ostrich.
If I were a tool, I'd be: a pair of pliers.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: a sunflower.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: a monsoon.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: something not-evil from Harry Potter.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: a cello.
If I were an animal, I'd be: an elephant.
If I were a color, I'd be: robin's egg blue.
If I were an emotion, I'd be: joy.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: white sweet corn.
If I were a sound, I'd be: thunder.
If I were an element, I'd be: argon.
If I were a car, I'd be: a VW van.
If I were a song, I'd be: the one you're singing in the shower.
If I were a movie, I'd be: rated PG-13.
If I were a book, I'd be: on the best-sellers list.
If I were a food, I'd be: sweet, succulent crab.
if I were a place, I'd be: right here.
If I were a material, I'd be: stretch denim.
If I were a taste, I'd be: orangy.
If I were a scent, I'd be: honeysuckle.
If I were a religion, I'd be: Christian.
If I were a word, I'd be: mellow.
If I were an object, I'd be: a stapler.
If I were a body part, I'd be: the ring finger.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: The Face.
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: chemistry.
If I were a cartoon character, I'd be: Captain Planet.
If I were a shape, I'd be: like a kite.
If I were a number, I'd be: 711
Hm, that was a satisfying debo.
I don't like him as much as I like him. But I don't like him as much as I like the ideal who quite possibly doesn't even exist except for in my mind. I'm so dumb. I hate wasting good lj space w/ my petty thoughts, but obviously not enough to stop doing so.
Darn this cold weather. My knuckles are so dry. They're like sand paper. [Just as a btw, I almost said "Good thing I don't have anyone to hold hands with." If I had, I would have (1)violated the no ending a sentence with a preposition rule (2)been even more overly whiney. That was a close call.] I keep picking at my cuticles because they're dry also.
Christmas is so close I can almost touch it.
Only two more days of reaching left.
What part of speech is left? This is a potential uh-oh situation.
To be like everyone else, I'll leave you all [aka, no one] w/ a Maroon 5 quote.
.It's not always rainbows and butterflies.Sara.