should be writing my paper, but...

[beaniechick]

(_)=haven't done
(x)= have done

(x) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) been to japan
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) had sex
(x) had sex in public
(x) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(_) had a threesome
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(_) been caught masturbating
(_) had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(_) stole something from my job
(_) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(_) been to europe
(_) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) cut myself on purpose
(_) had sex at the office
(x) been married
(x) gotten divorced
(x) had children
(x) went to the movies just to make out in the back row
(x) fooled around with a stripper to entertain people at a party
(x) stayed on the phone all night
(x) pulled an all-nighter 2 nights in a row
(_) Called someone a racial term
(x) Gave a lapdance
(_) Smoked crack
(x) watched porn
(x) Went to work still drunk from the night before
(x) Made a "home video"
(x) been high on life
(_) been to Ecuador
(x) walked in on my parents having sex
(_) been to California
(x) walked home drunk at 4 am singing loudly and dancing
(_) been so drunk you woke up in another country
(x) been french kissed