5th Match - [Video]

[beanie_pwns_u]

[Cuz HAR HAR, the stuff's off his face, freakin' brats HE WILL FIND YOU. He just kind of stares at the device, then clears his throat.]

Because we've got an... [Hmm, what's a good word for this.] ...overabundance of troublemakersI'm reinstating the Discedo Disciplinary Committee

Comments

[investigative]

Sounds exactly like what the police do to me.

[beanie_pwns_u]

Nah. It's more like... Keepin' punks out of trouble and leading them in the right direction. More about discipline than punishments. And if a case is too bad, it goes to the cops anyway.

[investigative]

And how do you intend to stop them?

[beanie_pwns_u]

What, the troublemakers?

They're not that big.

[investigative]

Define troublemaker. Scientifically, please.

[beanie_pwns_u]

...what.

[investigative]

... What is your definition of troublemaker?

[beanie_pwns_u]

What else would a troublemaker be? Someone who just goes around starting stupid fights stealin' stuff.

[investigative]

And how do you intend to deal with them if you catch them?

[beanie_pwns_u]

Community service.

[investigative]

... If that's all you have planned, fine. But if you come across anything worse I expect you to report it to the police.

[beanie_pwns_u]

That's what we do, goofy. Why, you think I'm takin' on a murderer with a struggle bat?

Now, if I had a gunblade, that'd be a different story entirely.

[investigative]

... Gunblade? You mean that weird thing Seifer carries around?

[beanie_pwns_u]

...so you know the other one too, huh.

Yeah, basically that. It's pretty neat. I drew somethin' like it once... but it makes this whole thing too freaking coincidental.