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[beanie_everyday]

Well this is perfectly fucking brilliant, isn't it? Who's the wanker who pulled this one off?

...it's not like there's anything wrong with it. I don't know if this is supposed to be an insult, or a joke, but either way, it's stupid. It makes it out like I'm the only one here - not true.

((ooc: Sidney's got big capslock VIRGIN on all his stuff.))

Comments

[icyhowitis]

...Lack of sexual experience is something to be ashamed of, now? I'm afraid I don't understand.

[beanie_everyday]

Everybody else is doing it.

((ooc: Yes, he can see it, since none of it is marked private. Or he could have seen Sid walking around, either way!))

[icyhowitis]

((ooc: thanks! I thought so, but at the same time, I didn't want to have made an ass out of myself. XD))

Not everyone. And anyway, I'm sure it would be cliche of me to point out that if everyone else were jumping off a bridge...

[beanie_everyday]

Yeah, that argument is stupid, don't even start.

[icyhowitis]

Then be content with the assertion that you're not the only one who's not doing 'it'.

And be glad that you have something so tame written on your clothes.

[beanie_everyday]

That's true, a few of them are pretty fucked up. Is yours bad?

[icyhowitis]

Objectively, I'm sure mine isn't as bad as others, but it was still a nasty and unpleasant shock.

[beanie_everyday]

Right. Most of them were, I think.

Oh, I think I passed the Astronomy OWL.

[icyhowitis]

Well done. It seems you're doing better than you anticipated on your exams.

[beanie_everyday]

Well, Potions tanked.

[icyhowitis]

You have my sympathy. Potions is a difficult subject for me as well.

[beanie_everyday]

DADA was shit, too.

[icyhowitis]

...

Congratulations on passing your Astronomy OWL.

[beanie_everyday]

Thanks.