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[beanie_everyday]

Great that you lot had fun, but I'm still glad I didn't go on that trip. I hate birds. And I hate petting zoos. I've been to one once, and I was eight, and I got kicked in the balls by a goat.

And all my dad said was, "Sidney, man up, you little tit!" I was fucking eight, if you recall

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[lovelycassie]

Wow Sid, well, we did a lot. We petted the unicorn, we were attacked by nifflers, we witnessed a jobberknoll death, and we got a little drunk.

[beanie_everyday]

Attacked?

[lovelycassie]

Oh totally. They went so crazy! I almost lost my necklace.

[beanie_everyday]

I didn't know they attacked people. You're alright?

[lovelycassie]

Not people, shiny things. You should have learned this, Sid.

[beanie_everyday]

I never took that class.

[lovelycassie]

It's still information most people know. But it's fine. We're all alright. A niffler even went down Lauren's shirt! You would have had fun.

[beanie_everyday]

Maybe if you hadn't got caught...my dad would piss himself.