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well, i guess i will give this a little update...
san diego was more fun than winning the lottery, buying nothing but comical little wind up toys, setting them all up in a street and creating your own little parade. we went to the san diego zoo, pacific and mission beach, and sea world!!! and we ended every night drinking ourselves silly in the hot tub at our hotel. it was a nice vacation away!! at the zoo we saw a gazelle just born and then we saw the mother attack it for some odd reason. so it was like "awwwwwwwwwww....ahhhhhhhhhh what the hell" but we checked the baby before we left and it was doing a-okay! then we went to pacific beach and we walked the boardwalk and watched people fish for a little while. you know its sad to think that when you watch the body boarders and the surfers, you cant help but secretly wish that you could see a shark just come up and bite someone... what? its just me? anyway, so we layed out on the beach for as long as we could stand it. there were tons of other college kids out there but they werent cool college kids, they were the uptight idiot 'i want to kick every one of them' college kids. for instance, there were the 100% steroid driven jocks to the left of us talking about who they screwed and how much they drank the night before and then just in front of us a group of girly girls sat down. and its funny because if you watch them you can see them looking around to see if anybody is looking at them and if there was a guy or two looking at them they would start putting lotion on eachother and put on this whole 'im sexy and i know you want me so im going to do something slutty so you keep looking at me and not someone else' act. as soon as they sat down one of them started complaining that she got SAND on her FEET. i'll allow that to sink in for a couple minutes and if you need to, reread it. SAND on her FEET... because she just WALKED down a friggin BEACH! that was my cue to leave otherwise i was going to have to go over there and pollitely ask them to kill themselves. so marty and i are walking down the beach to go far far away from slutty steroid heaven and we come across this tent with these 2 scottsmen playing their bagpipes. it was friggin awesome! so we watched them for a while. the next day we went to sea world and sea world was sea world. we saw shamu and he did some tricks and then i fed the sea lions... so it was pretty cool. over all, that was my trip to San Diego and overall it was AWESOME!
sooooo i have been really busy ever since i got back from CA because the faire opened. we hired these 2 new guys for the kitchen and let me tell you, they are something else. they are both idiots but one of them is just... unbelievable. ok, its KITCHEN work, you get dirty. he shows up in, get this, black shoes with PINK shoe laces, black shorts sagged down to his knees so yes, we could see his boxers (because that is so sexy) a PINK undershirt, with a black shirt over it but he only has his arm thru ONE SLEEVE (just like Jay Z and $0.50) with PINK arm bands, a PINK bandana with a PINK trucker hat with a D on it (his name is dave) which i have seen in like every girl store i ever walked into. so as you can tell, this kid is ghetto fabulous. and yes, i do rip on him every single chance i get. i actually call him molly because he is 'pretty in pink' hahahahaha!!!! seriously though, i have only been out of high school for 2years and kids in my school never thought of wearing something like that!! oh well times are a changing i guess!! all i got to say is, if my kid walked out of the house wearing something like that, i would beat him like a red headed step child. anyway, so the faire has started and i work 6-7 days a week. when i do get a day off i drive up to milwuakee on sunday night... pop a valium and fall asleep. then i spend all day monday just lying around!!!! which is waht i did last night and what i plan on doing all day today. speaking of which.... when i came home last night to my apartment, all my stuff was moved around because the put in new windows and cauked... can they actually come into my apartment without me being there or having any notice of this (becuase i looked and looked and there was no note or nothing!!!!) and without my permission!!!!!!! im serious, can they do this? i am going to talk with my land lord today and bitch because i dont want anybody to just come in even if they are doing remodeling work and what not!!!!!!!! they left every room a MESS. as i sit here and type, there is dust from whatever the hell they were doing all over my computer and desk and EVERYWHERE... i am pissed.
san diego was more fun than winning the lottery, buying nothing but comical little wind up toys, setting them all up in a street and creating your own little parade. we went to the san diego zoo, pacific and mission beach, and sea world!!! and we ended every night drinking ourselves silly in the hot tub at our hotel. it was a nice vacation away!! at the zoo we saw a gazelle just born and then we saw the mother attack it for some odd reason. so it was like "awwwwwwwwwww....ahhhhhhhhhh what the hell" but we checked the baby before we left and it was doing a-okay! then we went to pacific beach and we walked the boardwalk and watched people fish for a little while. you know its sad to think that when you watch the body boarders and the surfers, you cant help but secretly wish that you could see a shark just come up and bite someone... what? its just me? anyway, so we layed out on the beach for as long as we could stand it. there were tons of other college kids out there but they werent cool college kids, they were the uptight idiot 'i want to kick every one of them' college kids. for instance, there were the 100% steroid driven jocks to the left of us talking about who they screwed and how much they drank the night before and then just in front of us a group of girly girls sat down. and its funny because if you watch them you can see them looking around to see if anybody is looking at them and if there was a guy or two looking at them they would start putting lotion on eachother and put on this whole 'im sexy and i know you want me so im going to do something slutty so you keep looking at me and not someone else' act. as soon as they sat down one of them started complaining that she got SAND on her FEET. i'll allow that to sink in for a couple minutes and if you need to, reread it. SAND on her FEET... because she just WALKED down a friggin BEACH! that was my cue to leave otherwise i was going to have to go over there and pollitely ask them to kill themselves. so marty and i are walking down the beach to go far far away from slutty steroid heaven and we come across this tent with these 2 scottsmen playing their bagpipes. it was friggin awesome! so we watched them for a while. the next day we went to sea world and sea world was sea world. we saw shamu and he did some tricks and then i fed the sea lions... so it was pretty cool. over all, that was my trip to San Diego and overall it was AWESOME!
sooooo i have been really busy ever since i got back from CA because the faire opened. we hired these 2 new guys for the kitchen and let me tell you, they are something else. they are both idiots but one of them is just... unbelievable. ok, its KITCHEN work, you get dirty. he shows up in, get this, black shoes with PINK shoe laces, black shorts sagged down to his knees so yes, we could see his boxers (because that is so sexy) a PINK undershirt, with a black shirt over it but he only has his arm thru ONE SLEEVE (just like Jay Z and $0.50) with PINK arm bands, a PINK bandana with a PINK trucker hat with a D on it (his name is dave) which i have seen in like every girl store i ever walked into. so as you can tell, this kid is ghetto fabulous. and yes, i do rip on him every single chance i get. i actually call him molly because he is 'pretty in pink' hahahahaha!!!! seriously though, i have only been out of high school for 2years and kids in my school never thought of wearing something like that!! oh well times are a changing i guess!! all i got to say is, if my kid walked out of the house wearing something like that, i would beat him like a red headed step child. anyway, so the faire has started and i work 6-7 days a week. when i do get a day off i drive up to milwuakee on sunday night... pop a valium and fall asleep. then i spend all day monday just lying around!!!! which is waht i did last night and what i plan on doing all day today. speaking of which.... when i came home last night to my apartment, all my stuff was moved around because the put in new windows and cauked... can they actually come into my apartment without me being there or having any notice of this (becuase i looked and looked and there was no note or nothing!!!!) and without my permission!!!!!!! im serious, can they do this? i am going to talk with my land lord today and bitch because i dont want anybody to just come in even if they are doing remodeling work and what not!!!!!!!! they left every room a MESS. as i sit here and type, there is dust from whatever the hell they were doing all over my computer and desk and EVERYWHERE... i am pissed.