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so last night i brushed my teeth and farted at the same time... it was an interesting combination, and i suggest everyone try it sometime. just dont force it too much, otherwise it wouldnt be farting. anyhow, i am really tired after only getting 2 hours of sleep last night. then the weirdest thing happened this morning, i woke up with a hangover... but i didnt drink one ounce of alcohol... what the fuck is that??? i seriously felt like i was hung over- i had the morning stomache ache, when the pit of your stomache feels like a brick and all you want to do is either shit it out or puke it up. but then i ate a granola bar, so everything is all gravy.
so my cuzin, emily, says i need to update this thing every now and then. well i would but i dont get any interesting replies like she does since she knows like 98423179087502349857 people on here. me on the other hand, im just a loser. well emilio, i tell ya what- you teach me how to do all the cool online journal tricks like insert pictures and what not and what have you and so forth and then i'll update this baby more often, because quite frankly (and i dont think anyone would disagree) reading just a plain journal from some random broad with no picts and what not is just boring. so emily (or anyone else for that matter) let me know how to do all the cool online journal hodge podge- like how in the hell do i get a picture icon by my name when i reply to peoples stuff??? please do tell, i am an eager learner... but with ADD so repeat everything you say a minimum of 4 and a half times and say witty and zainy catch phrases in the middle of your sentences (just in case myy mind begins to wander)
i hugged a hobo last night... thats another thing you should all try, along with farting while you brush your teeth
so my cuzin, emily, says i need to update this thing every now and then. well i would but i dont get any interesting replies like she does since she knows like 98423179087502349857 people on here. me on the other hand, im just a loser. well emilio, i tell ya what- you teach me how to do all the cool online journal tricks like insert pictures and what not and what have you and so forth and then i'll update this baby more often, because quite frankly (and i dont think anyone would disagree) reading just a plain journal from some random broad with no picts and what not is just boring. so emily (or anyone else for that matter) let me know how to do all the cool online journal hodge podge- like how in the hell do i get a picture icon by my name when i reply to peoples stuff??? please do tell, i am an eager learner... but with ADD so repeat everything you say a minimum of 4 and a half times and say witty and zainy catch phrases in the middle of your sentences (just in case myy mind begins to wander)
i hugged a hobo last night... thats another thing you should all try, along with farting while you brush your teeth