What the fuck, El Jay.
This got me so good I actually cried.
I forgot about April Fool's. I'm relieved as fuck that this is a joke because really - don't even get me started on how much I hate Twitter. If I wanted to read every 140-character brain fart my friends had all day long, I'd sign up for it. But I don't.
The sad thing is that this was so completely believable that it's hard to understand why they'd even play this for laughs.
It's NOT funny.
At all.
Edit: Oh yeah, and all the people who apparently think automatic cuts would be a good idea are just blowing my mind.
Man, news is always so fucking charming to read. Well, as much as you "read" threads full of image macros and people competing to see who can convince their own autonomic nervous system to fail due to lack of interest in any stimulation.
I forgot about April Fool's. I'm relieved as fuck that this is a joke because really - don't even get me started on how much I hate Twitter. If I wanted to read every 140-character brain fart my friends had all day long, I'd sign up for it. But I don't.
The sad thing is that this was so completely believable that it's hard to understand why they'd even play this for laughs.
It's NOT funny.
At all.
Edit: Oh yeah, and all the people who apparently think automatic cuts would be a good idea are just blowing my mind.
Man, news is always so fucking charming to read. Well, as much as you "read" threads full of image macros and people competing to see who can convince their own autonomic nervous system to fail due to lack of interest in any stimulation.