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I bring lulzy links!
First, ganked from blackfolk, there's this:
13-year-old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers.
(For those who cringed - according to the article, said hookers DID NOT do anything sexual with this boy or the buddies he brought along.)
This really is a Must Read, for:
-The kid's reasoning for hiring these women.
-The kid's incredible RESOURCEFULNESS! I mean, really. It's like a dirty version of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
-THE LAST LINE OF THIS STORY IS EPIC, GUYS.
Then there's this: Atheists should all be libertarians.
...Because when YOU support big leftist governments, you put your civil liberties at risk! Those nasty liberals are just WAITING to shove their religion down your throat, doncha know.
More randomly:
-The sixth episode of Doctor Who is downloading for me at the speed that snails fuck. Took me long enough to find the torrent too, since Mininova is limping along today for some reason. God, I'm dying here. At this rate, it'll probably 8 or 9 before it's done. Not viewing DW communities, though. Not. *sighs*
-GOD WRITING PORN IS HARD. Why?! I've read tons of porn. Why can't I write it? What's the block here?
...Well, okay, part of the block is definitely that I write a line and then re-read it and worry that it sounds silly. Then write another line and decide, yup, that definitely sounds silly. Erase it, try to fix the first line. Put the line back the way it was. Fix it again. Undo fix again. Write another line... Lather, rinse, repeat.
And um, I probably shouldn't be reading weepingcock at the same time, because reading porn-mockage when you're trying to write same REALLY doesn't help. At all.
So I've got my characters kissing. WHOO ACCOMPLISHMENT. /sarcasm
First, ganked from blackfolk, there's this:
13-year-old Steals Dad's Credit Card to Buy Hookers.
(For those who cringed - according to the article, said hookers DID NOT do anything sexual with this boy or the buddies he brought along.)
This really is a Must Read, for:
-The kid's reasoning for hiring these women.
-The kid's incredible RESOURCEFULNESS! I mean, really. It's like a dirty version of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.
-THE LAST LINE OF THIS STORY IS EPIC, GUYS.
Then there's this: Atheists should all be libertarians.
...Because when YOU support big leftist governments, you put your civil liberties at risk! Those nasty liberals are just WAITING to shove their religion down your throat, doncha know.
More randomly:
-The sixth episode of Doctor Who is downloading for me at the speed that snails fuck. Took me long enough to find the torrent too, since Mininova is limping along today for some reason. God, I'm dying here. At this rate, it'll probably 8 or 9 before it's done. Not viewing DW communities, though. Not. *sighs*
-GOD WRITING PORN IS HARD. Why?! I've read tons of porn. Why can't I write it? What's the block here?
...Well, okay, part of the block is definitely that I write a line and then re-read it and worry that it sounds silly. Then write another line and decide, yup, that definitely sounds silly. Erase it, try to fix the first line. Put the line back the way it was. Fix it again. Undo fix again. Write another line... Lather, rinse, repeat.
And um, I probably shouldn't be reading weepingcock at the same time, because reading porn-mockage when you're trying to write same REALLY doesn't help. At all.
So I've got my characters kissing. WHOO ACCOMPLISHMENT. /sarcasm