All You Need to Know about the Plot of Angels and Demons...

[beamjockey]

...condensed into two sentences of dialogue:

"That canister contains an extremely combustible substance called 'antimatter!' We need to locate it immediately or evacuate Vatican City!"

Comments

[liveavatar]

Your warning is much appreciated.

[wcg]

Yes, it's pathetic.

[stickmaker]

Let me guess; it's a vat of liquid Satan.

[maiac]

Dan Brown is to writing as Thomas Kinkade is to painting.

And I don't mean that in a nice way.

[agrumer]

What, no mention of the Illuminati?

[beamjockey]

Well, sure, there's plenty of Illuminati stuff, if you want to bother to see the more-than-two-sentence version of the movie, for some reason.