Fear Me

[beamer242]

I am now officially an ordained minister.

I can legally perform weddings, baptisms, funerals.

I can form my own church.

and I can absolve your sins.

I rock.

Comments

[xanphibian]

Congratulations!

[nconley]

Me too! I got ordained like 2 years ago.. how awesome is that?

[bloodypoetry]

My sister is ordained. She married me and and my mom. As in, preformed the ceremonies not...yeah.

Hee, it's so nice to have one in the family.

[thisficklemob]

Universal Life Church? I did that when I was a teenager. No idea what I did with the documentation...